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VanceInLA

@vanceinla

Son of Zeus, married, father of 5, pretend businessman of 40 years, author of "mosquito" & "The Brothers Grave", enemy of faux outrage. Cancer survivor.

Joined January 2014
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Congratulations to my former CFL team, the Edmonton Elks(Eskimos) on making it to the Grey Cup! So happy for the new ownership, the Fans, and the City of Edmonton for finally getting back to where they belong! Go Elks!!
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We are supposed to believe that there were two assassination attempts on Donald Trump, and we know two people actually died. Anybody know names? Why, what, how?
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@DocAtCDINov 9
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Maybe @EdmontonOilers Formenton could relax and play better if he had a girlfriend.
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Does anybody else wonder why Rogers has this Michael Cera guy? Not funny, not cool, not attractive, I don't get it.
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Open bar?
Mary Margaret Olohan (@MaryMargOlohan) profile pictureMary Margaret Olohan
@MaryMargOlohanNov 9
NEWS: Pete Hegseth tells reporters he will hold a press conference at the Pentagon tomorrow morning.
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sam@sam0323_20Nov 9
put it in the louvre 😍😍😍
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Missing a shot and telling them to check the rim will forever be crazy
Alberto TM (@TmAlberto) profile pictureAlberto TM
@TmAlbertoNov 7
Being so good you never even consider it was your fault is crazy
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@TheFigen_Nov 9
This made me sad! I had never looked at it from this perspective.
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Delphine@grandebougieNov 9
Quand j avais 4 ans je me suis blessée aux 2 genoux en tombant de velo. Comme il n y avait pas twiiter je vous le dis maintenant.
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#Anonymous
@TheStripesGirlNov 8
Wow. Just wow.
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Nema JD2@Jd2NemaNov 8
❤️❤️❤️
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Isis@Queen_IsissNov 8
24 kids went home CANCER FREE this week at St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital 🙏🏾❤️🥺
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Hang it in the fucking Louvre
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Methinks I know the contract Cody Fajardo is going to want to 2027.
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Then ……he did this.
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@EdmontonOilersNov 8
Clinching a Grey Cup berth by evening. Taking in an #Oilers W by night. @CodyFajardo17
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💙stay strong. #Krakow
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The point spread in the Bomber/Als game was 9.5 . Als covered by 1/2 a point. The missed field goal in the last minute is why gamblers gamble. It's the juice.
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#smokefleet
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Polski bohater policjant, który będąc na patrolu zneutralizował zamachowca nie będąc na to zupełnie przygotowanym. Uratował pewnie wiele żyć bo napastnik był uzbrojony po zęby. Ze względu, że dostał trzy postrzały z broni automatycznej walczy obecnie o życie na stole operacyjnym. Proszę o modlitwę za jego zdrowie. Nazywa się Kamil Kosin.
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Policjanci którzy zneutralizowali zamachowca w Krakowie to Jakub Kulik i Artur Morański. Jeden z nich został postrzelony raz i kontynuował interwencję drugi otrzymał trzy postrzały. Nazwisko Kamil Kosin jest błędne. tvn24.pl/krakow/krakow-… rmf24.pl/regiony/krakow… radiokrakow.pl/wiadomosci/kra…
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