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you've said before that orphan jackets are hard to pass off as sport coats - could you replace the tonal buttons on a navy orphan jacket with brass ones to more effectively use it as a blazer? or are there other details that will give it away?

Literally just Marie Antoinette cosplaying as a shepherdess!!

they don't think they'll be the ones eating the roach jello, so what's not to like

every single one of these chucklefucks is just that Rik Mayall "eradicate poor people, thereby eradicating poverty" skit come to shameless grifting reality "and they say we conservatives have no heart!" indeed

Feels like it's time to cancel the @washingtonpost and subscribe to @PhillyInquirer

...i gotta come back to the island

i know a chili crisp hates to see me coming!! Please share this recipe I always need a new one

as long as you never discontinue the Glam Breakfast mug!!

hey @GovParsonMO you have the chance to do the right thing! even your own prosecutors don't think he did it!

wapo.st/47xigYP It is important that we keep saying this, or people might not know that it was happening. It is not literally happening, but isn’t it a compelling visual? Isn’t it a powerful story? @petridishes knocking it out of the park, as always

lots of those companies are also posting record profits! it's not inflation it's just greed

..did you watch Bill & Ted first?

honestly jealous! i'm barely cousins with my actual cousins. both sides of my family scattered across the whole country and I didn't grow up with any of them - and because my parents were in a new town, they also didn't have any old friends there to give me play cousins

Zeus enters the chat

it was so fresh!! my cats lost every last braincell they had. if you can find someone at a farmers market or like fancy tea shop??🤌

Oh and the best big brand catnip toys are by Yeowww, esp the banana, but the actual best 'nip I ever got mine was from the herb lady at the MD Renaissance Faire