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Hollywood needs me

5 years
Joined March 2018
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Nobody in da bible been thru what i been thru
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what would y’all do if Nicki endorsed trump
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Going to school the next day and everyone saying he was gonna bring back slavery was a moment man I’ll tell my kids about it
Hillary Clinton supporters begin to cry as it becomes clear a Trump victory is now very likely.
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"hey so" "hope this helps" "literacy crisis"
Nobody answers questions on this app like a normal person anymore, it has to come with some sass and contempt enough for them to feel good about their supposed intellect
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mexicans be at their abuela’s funeral and suddenly dont say nigga anymore
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cheating on ur wife with no prenup at that net worth has to feel good af... like adrenaline junkie shit
JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.
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we never seeing a deal above 50% ever again
Get these 10%, 15% , 25% Black Friday “deals” out of my face
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yo wussup wit cuz??? stop touching niggas wit ya hands 😭
ALL AKADEMIKS OPPS HAVE BEEN FONDLED IN SOME WAY SHAPES OR FORMS😭😭😭😭
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Yung miami dumb asf
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Tried playing my GTA 6 after it installed just in case it worked
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She could’ve done all this in the US but didn’t because it would’ve cost her an arm and a leg. So now she’s here, outsourcing everything for peanuts and isn’t even self-aware enough to realise that she’s framing exploitation as self-care.
Oh my goodness, I didn’t even know Nigeria had private schools with this kind of standard. Money really gives people access to a completely different Nigeria. Some of us are watching this like tourists. 😭
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Love him or hate him, SpongeBob is friend with Patrick so if you wanna watch the show he’s gonna be there. sorry.
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is it
cherryta’s height is SO FUNNY 😭😭😭
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They jobless asf.. notice how sadie or millie ain’t there 😭
The cast of Stranger Things in London.
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It’s literally crystal clear Hd
dear god it’s starting to look like old footage
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idk how radio is still alive its 90% ads and 2 middle aged people talking about what ice cream they like and then when it is music its the most soulless pop music possible
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your boyfriend is unfunny and he sucks
Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to me
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Someone's child growing up on gimmick twt
realised I'll be 16 next world cup
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