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I’m pinning this here to replace my “Pope so woke Opus Dei becomes Protestant” joke because I want to be properly hailed as a two time prophet if the DoD actually tries to Avignon themselves an Alternative Pope.
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Q: How do you expect us to start families young when the average price of a home feels out of reach?
JD VANCE: I want to point out that I've only gotten one question about Jon Husted's ass
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"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." -Captain Jean-Luc Picard
(rest in peace to one of the best actors of all time)
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SE Cupp ticks through why she Trump might be bailing on his planned rallies in Kansas and Iowa: “He’s tired… the crowds are small… he’s getting heckled a lot… none of the explanations are good."
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Ossoff: "It sounds like the West Wing staff right now is mostly doing child care. They're having to coddle the toddler president who is staring at imminent rebuke of historic magnitude."
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no, you did not misread that:
the State Dept. OIG determined in Sept. 2025 that it would take TWELVE AND A HALF YEARS to review all the allegations of human rights abuses by IDF units that receive US military aid
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🚨BREAKING: Alaska election officials are facing a new lawsuit alleging that they failed to open numerous absentee in-person voting locations that the state told voters would be available ahead of the Nov. 3 general election. democracydocket.com/news-ale…
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I want the names of the attorneys who signed off on this. It's against the law.
BREAKING: The Department of Justice has issued grand jury subpoenas to local election officials in California as part of its criminal investigation into the state’s voter rolls, multiple sources familiar with the matter told ABC News.
abcnews.link/iPXGnRM
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Turns out all the middle aged white lady resistance libs were in fact completely right
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to strike Iran directly after next week's US midterm elections, with CENTCOM commander Adm. Brad Cooper briefing Trump in a rare in-person meeting on military options at the White House today, per WSJ.
Senior US officials say Cooper rarely briefs Trump in person, unless a significant military operations is to be carried out shortly. It followed a Wednesday session in which the military officers met Vice President JD Vance.
Sen. Chris Murphy, who says he has been briefed on some of the classified planning, called the plans "insane."
"It will lead to devastating escalation and the likely destruction of our commitment to the rule of law," he says.
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Election Twitter when the first ballots drop in a random R+40 county in Indiana.
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"Yes, let them die"
I remember this debate very well.
It's at this point where I said I'm done with the republican party.
And then of course Trump came along and cemented it
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I'm getting an idea of why they fired another General.
This shit is going to get real fast.
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[Violence against women is the] "single greatest human rights violation of our generation."
"I do what I do in my mother's name, because I couldn't help her then. Now I can."
-Sir Patrick Stewart
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On this day 8 years ago, Twitter user user 'Dustinkcouch' tweeted the following:
