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voltck

@voltck

rocket ship builder, feeling the endless peach fuzz

Joined April 2011
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. @ChipotleTweets Look at the size of this burrito (mouse for reference). Looks like it came from @tacobell !! This was an online pickup order. I even tipped $2. Hold your employees to a higher standard. By mass I’ve had chipotle burritos 150% larger before. #disappointed
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you know men are dumb cuz we have a scent for deodorant called “cool sport”
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Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk2 Nov 2022
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Today would be a great day for President Biden to cancel student debt.
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banning juuls before assault rifles is so funny. america is really like “kids are allowed to die quickly but NOT slowly”
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“if he wanted to he would” but w biden and cancelling student debt
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I need a dresser exclusively for the t-shirts I never wear but can't bring myself to get rid of.
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girls don’t want a boyfriend girls want the $600 dyson cordless stick vacuum
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.@SuiNeltwork11 Aug 2021
We are closed tomorrow. Giving our employees the day off to think about who dies in the white lotus
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“Socially distanced of course!”
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how's everyone's crush from quarantine season 1 doing?
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I Hate PENDING Payments. Just Take That Shit So I Can Start My HEALING PROCESS😭😒
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Y’all let them ruin twitter and stood by idly
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I’m overwhelmed at the idea of having a President who believes in science.
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So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump5 Nov 2020
STOP THE COUNT!
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Expand the court.
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It’s not controversial to say that @JoeBiden and I will listen to scientists.
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If someone told me 3 years ago, while I was waitressing to help my family stay afloat, that in a few short years an unhinged President of the United States would be repeatedly saying my name at the 2020 debate, I would’ve brought them some water and told them to sober up.
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The fact that Senate Republicans haven’t bothered to pass a COVID relief package but are rushing through President Trump’s Supreme Court pick says all you need to know. We’ve got to flip the Senate, folks.
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diplo
@diplo16 Oct 2020
having a job is like being a sugar daddy for yourself
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