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Advocate of the High Court of Kenya |Lawyer|The University of Nairobi|. Arsenal. Formula1@TeamLH

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined March 2015
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"All sovereign power belongs to the people of Kenya and shall be exercised only in accordance with this Constitution"
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if i had a billionaire husband and no prenup, i’d introduce him to the Chinese spy myself
JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.
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Those KEA number plates look weird af.
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My dermatologist amesema nitoe my new favorite sunscreen kwa routine. Methinks my face can adapt if we give it enough time My mama ain’t raise a quitter😂
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It’s gonna be a wonderful week ahead.
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What’s going on with the Ferrari’s? #BrazilGP
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Why can’t we get Lindblad bruv?
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Lewis needs to pit tf #BrazilGP
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Ferrariiiii engineers come on #BrazilGP
Lewiiiis let Bearman pass
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Lewiiiis let Bearman pass
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Nothing beats a thin-crust, extra-pepperoni pizza from Pizza Inn for me. That stuff is GOATED lmao.
Pizza inn has the best pizza followed closely by jajamelo (JM doesn’t play w those toppings damn)😮‍💨
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Formally dispute the bill at their offices. If they fail to address the dispute, lodge a complaint with EPRA. I’ve successfully pursued this process on behalf of my clients so I know it works.
imagine paying ksh300-400 a month for your electricity bill only to wake up one day and get slapped with a ksh200,000 bill .When you go to their office they tell you it's because your meter is faulty and YOU have to sort it out. is it right? And it's not a one person complain!
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They look good I hope they look as good heading back to Sugoi next August
Replying to @charlruto
@charlruto , congratulations on your beautiful wedding! I pray that God's favour, grace and blessings will abound in your marriage. I have no doubt that you will be a masterclass in what it means to be a wife grounded in love, faith and prayer. What a joy and privilege it was to witness you walk down the aisle and begin this beautiful chapter of your life. May your love grow deeper, your prayers grow stronger, and your marriage be filled with endless joy and God's presence. Congratulations once again!
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Since last weekend it feels like we’re dealing with this version of Lewis lmaoo Mans used to be a menace. You just had to be there😂😂
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I thought wanasema si dawa ya homa….
PUBLIC SAFETY ALERT ON THE POTENTIAL MISUSE OF CETIRIZINE
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Nimeona the Anzauni clan apparently appointed someone as their “chief”who took the oath in English lmaooo😂😂 Sisi kama Akitondo we wish y’all the best aki
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The candidate y’all voted in as LSK President is proving rather underwhelming. A man of integrity, yes, but when it comes to the other responsibilities of the office, wueh! 😭
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💙💙💙 Beautiful scenes.
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Article 27 of the Constitution. It is only fair to our Kenyan Indian brothers and sisters that Diwali is declared a public holiday.
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In the spirit of inclusivity Diwali should be a public holiday.
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Hapo kwa destiny swapping for Hamilton with Antonelli alimanage?😂😂Tukuwe serious kidogo jameni.
No such thing as coincidences. Magic is real and the people doing it want you to believe it’s not.
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