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Advocate of the High Court of Kenya |Lawyer|The University of Nairobi|. Arsenal. Formula1@TeamLH

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined March 2015
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if i had a billionaire husband and no prenup, i’d introduce him to the Chinese spy myself
JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.
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Article 27 of the Constitution. It is only fair to our Kenyan Indian brothers and sisters that Diwali is declared a public holiday.
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you think you’re a fan? name 5 of his track limit violations
Kimi Antonelli of Italy has become the youngest world champion in F1 history at 20 years old.
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KIMI ANTONELLI IS THE 2026 F1 WORLD CHAMPION!!! 🏆 The youngest to ever do it at 20 years and 68 days old! #F1 #MexicoGP
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BREAKING: Formula 1 returns to Africa with 10 year agreement to race in Rwanda The African Grand Prix is set to join the F1 calendar in the early 2030s #F1
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I was diagnosed with colon cancer in August 2025 & I've been in treatment. We've seen a 70% reduction of the tumour. We still have a ways to remission. If you see this & you're able to, please help me regain my health &beat this. Nothing is too small. TIA mchanga.africa/fundraiser/12…
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Sometimes lover girl, always Lucy Kibaki😩
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Replying to @Lawton_Times
I hear doping was not a factor. They simply realised Brits come to Kenya to train, then Kenyans go to London to beat them. So they decided to bring the training and the beating under one roof. Nairobi 2029. 😂🏃🏿‍♂️🇰🇪
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My niece needs to understand that her mom is my big sister and can beat us both.
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Ok so i’ve sat on this for far tooo long app.leotunakula.ke 150+ Kenyan recipes , from many regions in kenya, count your calories of thats your kind of thing, plan your week - curate shopping lists , send to whatsapp or mama mboga Never ask leo tunakula nini? again 🙂
Developers mlishindwa kabisa kutengeneza app ya kudecide kitu mtu anakula daily?
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Nakupigia during my verbal time unacall back during my non-verbal time..itabidi ungoje siku ingine when am verbal again
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One day, you will rage bait me and I will beat you
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Naskia nitoke Nrb saa hii 😂
It’s gonna be a wonderful week ahead….in Diani🥂🙂‍↕️
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Kimberly Jael, Miss Universe Uganda (2026)
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“you wanted spain to win” no i wanted Argentina to lose…and they did.
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World Cup is over. Back to being a lady.
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REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE
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Today, in Wamunyu, Mwala Sub-County, we lay to rest two brothers who died in this unfortunate incident. I can’t imagine how their parents are feeling as they face 2 caskets in front of them. We’re glad that the suspects are in custody and hope justice is served. Go well, brothers
Picture this: Three boys are standing at the Macha Town roundabout. A well-known man in Macha, who was coming from drinking at Club Legends, hits one of them with his car. The boys ask him what’s going on. The man reacts by getting out of the car with a machete. Then, without hesitation, he claims that the boys were trying to steal his car. Within moments, boda boda riders have gathered around, and before long, they decide to burn the boys. That’s how dangerous mob justice can be. Justice for our boys. My homies and former Mumbuni Boys School mates ; we will miss you. Justice will be served. Rest in peace, Charlie, Stan, and Katuu. Stan & Katuu were brothers 💔 Tomorrow is Katuu’s birthday
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The ODPP finding out that Article 50 of the Cok(Schrodinger's constitution) can be violated and the same allowed by the high court.
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