Berto

When you pull to the parking spot and it’s a smart car:

When I get home from work and am thinking about work:

My mom seeing another package arrive at my house but it’s for me:

Babe, I wanna take you to the new Italian restaurant that just opened

Me owning property one day:

When they get all upset about bread:

When you think my unpopular memes are almost over but they just keep going:

Any guy seeing me approach him:

When you finally get around to drinking water:

When he’s smart and cute but then mentions he plays golf: