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He needs a giant $Bnbfaucet FVQ97MXP3qgWDhdwWA525hcaQfXP9ezLX5yfuoxipump
Elon, have a lot of respect for you, but bad time to troll. Please stop. Our SPCX shares (from our $500m investment in your Twitter takeover) are worth more than a billion. Would appreciate if you show a little support. Thanks!
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Movember is the trend where men gro mustache in November to draw attraction to men’s mental health. The biggest heist happened in a sector where more than 90% participants are male. All fees to @Movember $Movember FQZn3AikRWqpKWzSFJAdDNcT6BEMCwGKjcGoKMCapump
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Bruhhh
Binance will be "hacked"... 2026 or 2027. There is no bottom in the market until Binance is hacked. It's part of the script.
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Just tell them ur funds are SAFU
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We all move bruh. Mental health for man is = $Movember FQZn3AikRWqpKWzSFJAdDNcT6BEMCwGKjcGoKMCapump
NEW: @LoganPaul REACTS TO THE @binance HACK ON STREAM "I DON'T TRUST CRYPTO. IT'S A SCAM”
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Biggest one so far…
This $5.6 billion Binance hack is the biggest financial heist ever recorded in history. AI is becoming the tool of destruction that can no longer be controlled.
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Binance Needs Boobs with $BNB short pair 245mGPS5jVoV6o3RX4eMuLxihrH7nXyizqPp9WNEpurp
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Watching the Binance hack like this $depcat B4v7fATuSdtNsJximsbLXZ5wMenSvujfED71xe5ZxrPk
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Everyday is a psyop $pcat OG 3dejiWxvpL6QH63rBE38fSrVbna8pVrKbmbPPDke7wuH
JUST IN: Crypto market crashing. $SOL falls under $96 $XRP falls under $1.25 $ETH falls under $2,250 $BTC falls under $78,500 Over $600,000,000 in leveraged crypto long positions have been liquidated in the past 30 minutes.
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Binance hack and everyone is a $stableguy in minutes 7Y7KhGncZBqFsu66AZYgQQeXEAdCVa7JarGLh42Ppump
[🌲] POTENTIAL BINANCE HACK ONGOING - ONCHAIN
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everyday is a psyop in crypto
TreeAI flagged a possible theft from Binance Hot Wallets, withdrawing billions in over 60 tokens to an address funded by Tornado Cash, 16 minutes ago. Details are still unclear. Tx: 0x53bd38b816c23e74134786c29a8c18d792777998a3b9326047b583100e88e2f3
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The Citizen just exposed a vet SCANDAL over a pug named ChaCha ChaCha’s family paid to have the terminally ill pup put down 7 MONTHS AGO and got the “ashes” back ChaCha was ALIVE the whole time, secretly taken home by a clinic worker Once the cover was blown, the PERFECTLY HEALTHY pup was euthanized for real No fees because the vet is in the wrong. A vet board complaint is coming, and the Georgian government is getting involved. thecitizen.com/2026/10/12/fa…
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$ChaCha mindshare is just getting bigger 28eGKk7GabX9m21A86ZeeqndeoWBi3bCYjf8moF3pump
Two pet owners discovered their pets were still alive despite paying a vet to have them euthanized Both saw their pets living with other people on Facebook
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A Georgia family discovered their dog alive on Facebook months after agreeing to have him euthanized. Rebecca Belote said her 4-year-old Pug, Cha Cha, had been taken home by a veterinary clinic employee and appeared to have recovered. After the family demanded answers, the clinic took him back and euthanized him, according to Belote. The family has filed a complaint with the Georgia State Board of Veterinary Medicine.
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Banger, good catch @ares2_ . Super viral on socials and cute af 🐶 $ChaCha 28eGKk7GabX9m21A86ZeeqndeoWBi3bCYjf8moF3pump
A Georgia family says they discovered their 4-year-old pug, Cha Cha, was still alive months after paying Senoia Animal Hospital to euthanize her in March. The family alleges a hospital employee secretly took the dog home instead, but Cha Cha was eventually euthanized after the situation came to light. The family has filed a complaint with the Georgia State Board of Veterinary Medicine, and the case is under investigation. via WSBTV
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It has a trending page??? Sendor $OPIE Es1Gt8dkvrzbzL4XSJXDk2qJ2HtDU9ZMioDbetHHpump xitter.gq/i/trending/21152005503…

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Elon is just a $hypeguy, with $hype pair 4gqbBPK3jyQgrUDrkwTQ4PH4kQiUBKkCnVshF4Prpump
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launchpad vamp, pair vamp, donation vamp, dev vamps his own token... memes have a serious vamping problem. Either it gets fixed, or volume will get much lower
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Dog Poop giga candle loading $Poop Cq1iqK6dPgznmPueYbvsqAPCT4yAhK3bpVfXSrbzH3mw
Kinda funny how this is literally the first seamless GTA 6 gameplay we’ve seen outside of the extended trailer But holy fuck this game looks so good.
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