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Media attention: Sirabee reports on the viral video and the enthusiastic reactions.
Prominent reaction: Japanese comedian Kintaro has publicly reacted to the video.
Origin confirmed: The original recording comes from the Japanese aquarium Hamana Lake Wotto (@uxotto).
Crab species identified: It is a so-called Kaikamuri crab, which carries material on its back for camouflage.
sirabee.com/2026/10/28/20163…
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The Citizen just exposed a vet SCANDAL over a pug named ChaCha
ChaCha’s family paid to have the terminally ill pup put down 7 MONTHS AGO and got the “ashes” back
ChaCha was ALIVE the whole time, secretly taken home by a clinic worker
Once the cover was blown, the PERFECTLY HEALTHY pup was euthanized for real
No fees because the vet is in the wrong.
A vet board complaint is coming, and the Georgian government is getting involved.
thecitizen.com/2026/10/12/fa…
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A Georgia family discovered their dog alive on Facebook months after agreeing to have him euthanized.
Rebecca Belote said her 4-year-old Pug, Cha Cha, had been taken home by a veterinary clinic employee and appeared to have recovered. After the family demanded answers, the clinic took him back and euthanized him, according to Belote. The family has filed a complaint with the Georgia State Board of Veterinary Medicine.
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The new South Park episode features real previously unseen GTA 6 gameplay footage with Rockstar credited at the end of the episode.
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Here's the full new look at GTA 6 from South Park
Driving and throwing dog poo gameplay 💩
This character is voiced by Tish Hicks, the GTA V gameplay voice over lady.
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GTA 6 will allow you to pick up dog shit and throw it at people.
You’ll also be able to smell it through the PS5 controller.
Plays Best on PS5.
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A child has been arrested because the miserable bastard called @Conservatives councillor Simon Bennett of the City of Wolverhampton Council @cllrsimonp is so weak that he couldn't handle been mocked as a rabbit!
This is absolutely sick and you Simon are an absolute disgraceful piece of garbage!
Here the image for all to see, WE WILL NOT BE POLICED BY PATHETIC CRY BABIES
Is this what you've become @KemiBadenoch arresting children been comical! @adam
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UK Councillor Simon Bennett gets offended by a meme and orders the cops to arrest a 15 year old
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Be Councillor Simon Bennett:
- make West Midlands Police arrest a child for a meme
- witness the same meme appear all over the internet
- delete your social media
Until Simon grows a pair, you'll need to WhatsApp all memes to 07973 665277 📲
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Every police officer above the rank of Inspector needs sacking.
They are beyond saving allowing arrests like this to take place.
If that doesn’t sort it, sack all the Inspectors too.
