@wizardboysuper

27 | bi | aus | lifelist 660

Joined August 2020
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hi im kaden i like birds and climbing rocks
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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lets be mouldy with mama
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im at a point where sub 5 hours is considered a quick jaunt
limpkin@acealeamOct 26
One thing about birders is we are definitely willing to drive for a good time
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i've started picking fights with technogically illiterate birders in the ebird discussion facebook group just to spice up my day
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Andrew Guttenberg@guttenbirder22Oct 24
I hate birder Halloween because what do you mean you’re the Chestnut-bellied Flowerpiercer that got disgraced lister Jason Mann his fraudulent 10,000th species the same week as Peter Kaestner?
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me and the girl i picked up posting bird photos on X the everything app
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same vibe
prw@prathamentsOct 19
you like sluts because you’re horny i like sluts because they’re artists whose medium just happens to be sexuality
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this is a hate crime.
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Jess in the Wild@Jess_inthewildOct 18
Hello birders who are new, welcome, we love you so much, please include a location where/when your bird was seen for ID purposes, thank you & we can’t wait to see what you see!!
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PEEEEYARRRRRRR
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no bird shares a banding code with me :(
Andrew Guttenberg@guttenbirder22Oct 14
This bird even shares my banding code ☺️
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i think that people should birdwatch however they want. unless of course it is different to how i birdwatch, in which case their list is invalid, they are ontologically evil, and should be killed
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anyone who has seen a burrowing owl is on my hitlist.
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Larin (gullmaxer)@LarinaeYVROct 9
This is my vent art
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when im older and have 40+ years of generational megas on my list i 100% will be flexing that shit are you kidding me
PokeMar 𓅪@PokeMarrOct 6
Most people: “birding isn’t a competition! Lifer count doesn’t matter! Just enjoy it🙂” The elderly:
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levi 🎃🇵🇸@gnostic_bfOct 6
Gang activity in Darebin Parklands is outta control. This is Labor's Victoria
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Kiki :)
@lyricsmotionsOct 4
starts with M and instantly makes you happy?
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there are a lot of fucked up chickens out there but malleefowl might be the best fucked up chicken
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:/
bug girlfriend@lo_saturna1iaOct 4
maybe if u were small and petite like us bugs stray cats wouldn’t be decimating ur populations rn 🥱🥱 #InsectsOnTop
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I for one welcome this first step for the catholic Butlerian jihad
Pope Leo XIV
@PontifexOct 2
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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