@wkeyholder

26 both thinker & non-thinker floating rock enjoyer

 Chicago, USA
Joined February 2014
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n8@wkeyholderJun 3
how do i tell women at the bar that i don’t want to fuck i just want to be their boyfriend for 2 hours, make out and go home
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there was a time before all of this when people would fall madly in love
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has anyone played war thunder? how is that game still alive & paying for promos 😭
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chicago is the best city ever. where else can you see the lake?
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Anyone who bought a labubu has the intelligence of a caveman
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if you have been to a car dealership you are a rape victim
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good morning oomfs & co
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Trivia had a question about Digger and I watched @eyoyism sprint out of the bathroom to answer it like this
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today has been the WORST day
lil piss baby@11kmrnOct 21
send him soapy tits tuesday
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this guy on my bus looks EXACTLY like the old man from Up. I won’t be a piece of shit that takes picture of strangers but just know it’s so funny.
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ragebaiting my friends by telling them things they don’t like are things they are bad at
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me when my friends won’t show up for happy hour and trivia
ThelRaiser🏳️‍⚧️🦌👻@EPM106Oct 19
over the past few years i’ve become increasingly radicalized against the concept of the “friend group”
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anyone wanna buy my puffco peak pro? won’t sell if you’re under 21 & would throw in whatever dabs i have available. chicago local preferred but ig i could ship & paypal invoice
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have hot knife & 3D chamber & would include. $350 cash including whatever dabs I have (~5g)
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damn i can’t even qualify too eyp 😭😭
lyssa@lyssanotlocatedOct 19
why are men so ???????
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As a man why are you wearing earmuffs
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daily reminder that it can always be worse
przc@7jahsgdjk8Oct 19
1 last plasma donation 🤞
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Saw this on FB. Hope to get a little awareness here. Steelers fans. Get this man his hat back. That’s not what we do. We’re better than that.
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He might really love you. Had a girl squirt and thought, “wow …. has to experience this”
garden stroll, dream startles@awesomefoidOct 17
Ex bf dropped another banger
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i should be real frugal & buy a non-smart phone and get sober and be active and go to church and call my mom and clean my house and drink more water and get more plants and get a cat and tell my friends i love them and meditate and get a good nights sleep
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but i’m tired i’ll do it tomorrow
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❤️
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