ALT Image of Mr Rogers, looking benignly over the neighbourhood. "My anaconda don't want none unless you have a charming personality and you're beautiful on the inside."
ALT Gus Fring from Breaking Bad. Meme. First panel, Gus is laughing, second panel, deadly serious. First panel - Them: "Oh, this'll be fun. If you saw yourself in a bar, would you chat yourself up?" Second panel - Me: "Oh, honey. I would do so much more than that."
ALT "Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick and pull yourself together," Elizabeth Taylor
ALT Train headed towards a school bus. School bus: "Worst she can say is no." Train crashing through school bus: "Ew."
ALT Cartoon of a guy, pouring out a drink onto the ground. "This one's for you, bro. May you rest in peace." Next panel shows a spirit, sleeping in a bed. A postal delivery worker appears at the window. "Special delivery from the living world." Postal delivery worker pitches a bucket of booze into the spirit's face with a Sploosh.
ALT Book cover for Broken Beyond Repair by Emily Banting
ALT Book cover for The Canterville Ghost by Oscar Wilde
ALT Book cover for The Cost of Living by David Moody