You know that moment when you think you might be dreaming...
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Oh my god, Becky...
ALT Image of Mr Rogers, looking benignly over the neighbourhood. "My anaconda don't want none unless you have a charming personality and you're beautiful on the inside."
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Was asked this question today so... Done made a meme.
ALT Gus Fring from Breaking Bad. Meme. First panel, Gus is laughing, second panel, deadly serious. First panel - Them: "Oh, this'll be fun. If you saw yourself in a bar, would you chat yourself up?" Second panel - Me: "Oh, honey. I would do so much more than that."
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Oh, but it's been a while, folks.
Hope everyone's as well as they can be out there.
It took me 15mins of watching #TheCalendarKiller to realise: a) that's not Carey Mulligan, and b) this is dubbed.
#AFilmADayOrThereabouts
Admit it, you've missed me.
ALT Still from The Calendar Killer
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Before I left a really shitty garden centre job i labelled 1500 tree ferns with instructions saying "can get infested with goblins which may burrow into the fibrous trunk to use as dwellings. Deal with these pests by throwing wet breadcrumbs at them and shouting 'NO' very loudly"
I agree with, maybe, 92%of this. But I choose to read the word 'lipstick' as Chapstick.
ALT "Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick and pull yourself together," Elizabeth Taylor
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Choked on my coffee.
ALT Train headed towards a school bus. School bus: "Worst she can say is no." Train crashing through school bus: "Ew."
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If Janey Godley was still here she would post this herself.
But she isn't so I will.
Petrina Binney 🏳️🌈 📚 🌴 retweeted
Christmas Day was only three weeks ago. I feel like I’ve lived 100 days since then.
