@wormpuller

You make me feel like a bug who’s lived a full life

 Michigan, USA
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Joined July 2015
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Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
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Re up come on somebody has to know what im talking abiut
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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I’m living under a stolen identity and it’s not my actual day of birth
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@vxylilyOct 26
why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?
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#JumpingAntTuesday
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He showed love to dark skinned women and they killed him for it
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jake@wormpullerOct 26
Smoked the control group weed that did nothing
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jake@wormpullerOct 26
Commenting “Youre acting like you just won the super bowl” under my friends new job announcement on linkedin
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[james "porno" harden swings his leg out on a three point shot and as soon as his foot makes contact with the defender, thousands of those las vegas call girl cards fly out of his pockets and hit everyone in the stadium]
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I met Ian Conner a few times when I lived in Atlanta and before I realized who he was I always just assumed he was kinda retarded or something
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I’m 20 years old, I bought my first handful of smarties. without “rich parents.” without inheritance. I wasn’t lucky. I set a goal and achieved it. discipline, consistency, and priorities.
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🪨@tenthousundOct 26
i just want every1 to get along
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I don’t think SpongeBob should live alone he’s not all there
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