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Write. Watch wrestling. Repeat. | Kurator von "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMN IT!", Wrestling-Filmfestival @ Gartenbaukino | Former Editor-in-Chief @ VICE Austria

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Joined July 2009
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Oh Gott, die Eröffnungsszene von THE LADIES MAN (1961) ist vermutlich die akkurateste Beschreibung von Twitter, die ich jemals gesehen habe. Hier mit ein paar Zwischentiteln von mir zur Veranschaulichung.
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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PAC's Dream Gate run is now required viewing no longer a recommendation you have to see it Its the best work of his career
PAC with that smile and then attacks yoshino as god save the queen plays has me in tears😭
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And where were YOU when Jack Harrop got his arm stapled back together and professionally wrapped in a t-shirt by his brother and his father, The Iceman, during the finals of Tournament of Death UK? 🥰🥰 @TNTExtremeWres @combatzone #toduk
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THE SHARDS is the perfect tv show for the AI age—and I mean that in the worst way possible. Slop so lifeless and pretentious it feels like “written” by an AI that only got fed the blurbs instead of the actual book. Ryan Murphy really fucked this one up royally.
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In all fairness, the pilot episode is great and very vibey and Igby Rigney gives an amazing performance as Bret Ellis, but this only makes it so much worse in the big picture, since you feel all the more baited by this glimpse at what could’ve been
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It’s the best entrance in the fxcking history of pro wrestling and nobody’s going to make me believe otherwise.
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So *I* for one would have booked tweener @KennyOmegamanX to do a @ddtpro style PowerPoint presentation on @WillOspreay at #AllIn, ending it with a karaoke spoof of his theme song that goes “OVERRATED! OH, OVERRATE ME TO THE SKY!” and that, my friends, is why I am not a booker.
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Wanted to reactivate my @indiewrestling subscription to watch @combatzone TOD when I saw the replay will only be uploaded later… Then I remembered that was the whole reason I cancelled it. If you can't make live streams available instantly for replay in 2026, you're losing.
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One of the best tributes to Dolly Parton, you’ll ever see.
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Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span
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We live in a south park episode
RFK Jr. gets interrupted by his "quack" ringtone during his speech on autism.
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Wrong
You actually can’t have aura if you’re fat
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14 year heroin addict who sounds like he’s gargling ground glass & has a serious case of the shakes spews lies about vaccines as the president sleeps & shits himself while the NodBot (no one knows who or what the fuck she is) nods & sways. Fucking surreal.
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Love this dude
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THOMAS MASSIE: “It’s ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, & the White House -- and we're yelling 'election fraud'? We won all the damn elections. What are we doing with that? We’re bankrupting the country. We’re starting new wars. We’re violating the Constitution. We’re not cracking down on the fraud. The problem is not the elections. We won the damn elections. The problem is that we’re wasting the opportunity voters gave us."
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Está atrapado en un bucle temporal del que no puede salir.
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Still one of the greatest skits ever.
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Ah nothing like some masked Nazis marching through DC on the 4th of July with Confederate flags to celebrate America’s 250th
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This is Penny. She came up with her own trick. Really hopes you like it, and will repeat it as many times as necessary until you acknowledge that you do. 14/10
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A boy and his car #ddtpro
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