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Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined May 2013
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Unlucky Brighton
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Shit competition anyway
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Harsh
Ranked at the 15th place of the 2026 Ballon d’Or @_DeclanRice @Arsenal @England #ballondor
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Yes arsenal ladies that's better.
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Suzuki is brilliant
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Very entertaining test
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Phenomenal Proteas
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Can people start respecting gyokeres again please?
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Utd man it's actually sad
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Euan 🇿🇦 retweeted
Charges meant to punish one club (MAN CITY) directly and their first thought is Arsenal winning another title. DJ PLAY THAT TRACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Docking City points during the season makes no sense. Arsenal would be the only club to benefit & effectively handed a title. Liverpool who competed with City to the finest margins in that time would just have to live with it? Only fair way is apply any penalties from next season
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Not believing a thing about anything until @themagic_tophat says it. Genuinely the only guy who's been spot on since the initial charges however many years ago
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Gyokeres been miiiiles better than Kai btw
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Noniiiiiii @Max1886AFC in the muuuud
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Euan 🇿🇦 retweeted
Replying to @perwilo
@perwilo can you make a gif of the Eze and Konsa celebration 🙏
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Oh but he's so nonchalant and shy
Olise has been sent off for Bayern Munich and will miss the Arsenal game in the next round. xitter.gq/fiftyniight/status/211…
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Arsenal sacrificed 20 years of competing to fund the Emirates. Liverpool sold Torres, Sterling, Suarez & Coutinho in the space of 6 years to expand Anfield & rebuild the squad. Spurs sold Modric, Bale, Kane & built a new stadium so they can finally spend. ORGANIC growth to COMPLY with the RULES. Nobody made Newcastle blow their money on dogshit footballers.
We are witnessing tonight what PSR have done to Newcastle. They have had their entire spine ripped out to stop them competing. Any team wanting to compete and daring to dream shouldn't be supporting these rules. They're a disgrace to this sport. They only benefit certain clubs.
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Euan 🇿🇦 retweeted
Can we stop pretending these clubs are the only ones who have to work under restrictions? Arsenal operated a very strict transfer policy of selling key players almost every year for basically 15 years under Wenger. Did it bother you when you were signing their players lol
We are witnessing tonight what PSR have done to Newcastle. They have had their entire spine ripped out to stop them competing. Any team wanting to compete and daring to dream shouldn't be supporting these rules. They're a disgrace to this sport. They only benefit certain clubs.
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