I juggle words for a living. Views are my own.
Cape Town South Africa
Joined June 2008
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Do not buy Dubai perfumes from @Makro_SA They sell counterfeit products and then come up with every excuse in the book not to refund you. It’s been two months!!! #dubaiperfume #counterfeit #dontbefooled
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Why has this individual not been arrested? He bought a R52m Italian sportscar with money meant to uplift Tembisa Hospital and it's healthcare offering...oh wait why would he care...
Constantiaberg Bulletin celebrates its 50th anniversary. Make sure you get a copy of the souvenir edition #CCM #Bulletin #TokaiManorHouse vt.tiktok.com/ZSyLSN3H6/
So many Brady violations in the Steven Avery case and all the courts chose not to see it. Lady Justice is blind in America #makingamurderer #freestevenavery #wisconsincourtdisgrace #crookedcops
What a disgrace. Manitowoc County Circuit Court judge, Patrick Willis, was just as corrupt as the cops who framed Steve Avery. As a judge, he should have known better, done better. #corruptrion #plantingevidence #makingamurderer #dirtyjudge #dirtypolice
William, the Prince of Wales visited Ocean View Secondary School this afternoon in support of programmes run by the Atlas Foundation South Africa. He interacted with Ocean View and Masiphumelele students in the programme #atlasfoundation #princewilliam #princeofwales #oceanview
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Not all disappointing outcomes are failures. Some lead to improvements in your process.
Success is about more than the results you achieve. It's also about the growth you attain.
Progress is more than how close you come to your goal. It's how far you've come from your start.
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A great article on the work we do. Thank you @yolandedp falsebayecho.co.za/news/dres…
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Reading print improves comprehension far more than looking at digital text, say researchers - theguardian.com/books/2023/d…
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Dear Minister, this is not what you told us a few months ago. You were adamant you had a plan, and things didn’t look this bad!!! Months of ‘intensified’ load shedding coming, says minister dailymaverick.co.za/article/…
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JUST IN: We have heard through @Netwerk24 that all 8 #BlueLightMafia cops have been ordered to report to Sandton SAPS station tomorrow. They will likely be processed and charged for Assault GBH. We understand that they will then likely appear in court on Monday.
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An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.
Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man.
"Look what you did to my car" he yells.
"You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money.
Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins" the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as his son answered, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, Your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need 10 grand right now or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp."
"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
When he finished, he walked over to his father and said….
"For the last time dad, I train Seals, Navy Seals.....
NOT dolphins!"
#614clinton
Keep voting for the @MYANC they’re doing great with providing housing to the people!
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RIP
“Journalists are civilians whose reporting from war zones is essential. We call on Russian and Ukrainian authorities to thoroughly investigate the circumstances of [Arman] Soldin’s death,” said @gulnozas, @CPJ_Eurasia program coordinator
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