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a man of many tricks and tools and joy (lvl 23. 10/21. nyc ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท)

Joined December 2020
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This is so beautiful bro
NEW YORK, WE MADE IT HAPPEN ๐Ÿšจ
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Leading your family to financial ruin because you want an โ€œheirโ€ so badly but your own genetics wonโ€™t allow it. High key hilarious karmic justice.
โ€˜Little Rascalsโ€™ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: โ€˜I really need some helpโ€™ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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Replying to @korvytron
Does he even love Blitz or does he just want to be wanted? Because he moved on to Vasago pretty quick after the advances were made. Meanwhile Blitz eased off the pressure of their possible relationship to give Stolas time but he sure didnโ€™t need time to pick someone else!!
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Shocking: more leaves
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Ok this shouldโ€™ve be worded better (parents can absolutely โ€œrefuseโ€ to pay for your college, itโ€™s their money) but can we talk about how this is not a good system? How can you not qualify based on their income if theyโ€™re not helping you?
What are you actually supposed to do when your parents earn too much to qualify for need-based aid but refuse to pay tuition? Surely this is not uncommon?
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Replying to @glitch_prod
shes so cute im ill
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vivziepop llorando porque la gente odia a stolas vs gooseworx q cuando le decรญan jax es mierda ella respondรญa diciendo y la verdad es que si
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sympathize with, while Blitzรธ is the one who needs to do most of the maturing, take accountability & recognize where he's gone wrong. Even when Stolas behaves poorly, the narrative necessarily treats his actions with the same severity. & I want to emphasize +
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I appear to have ruffled some feathers ๐Ÿ˜
Replying to @Nevertoldmewhat
She's been coddling him for a while now, though. This is a 4 season show, we're halfway through 3, and he's barely taken any accountability for how classist & dismissive he can be towards Blitzo. Ofc people are mad. I LOVED this show but even I'm running out of patience ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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I said what I said
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"Blitz, lots of Blitz! And I'm on his side! Whatever happens this season, I'm on Blitz's side and if you're not you're a piece of shit."
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"The MAGA movement is officially dead"
The MAGA movement is officially dead 2016-2026
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In 6th grade I developed small red blemishes on my face. My mom insisted it was acne and got me face wash but they never changed. One night I was complaining about how much they hurt and how the acne cleanser wasnโ€™t helping. Mom started googling and she got really quiet. Said to-
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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bf stopped replying to my messages and i jokingly said "you best not be dead" only to find him dead when i came home
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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my gay friend that lives with his fiancรฉ sent this and i guess woke 3.0 really got to me because i thought he was talking about his house
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Replying to @korvytron
โ€œI donโ€™t know why you want to be with me..โ€ *Stolas then starts listing things he wants instead of giving a reason!๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธโœจ*
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#Blitzo #helluvaboss ๐™š๐™™๐™ž๐™ฉ: "๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ."
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