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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Por supuesto que Harry ahora está en medio del cuadro en vez de a la derecha, ¿si no cómo van a ver la serie en TikTok dividida en 37 partes?
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P.S. The Tetris Company was not involved in the creation of ‘Build the Wall’.
P.P.S. We take copyright infringement very seriously.
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I’m sorry I’m no longer a Nintendo fan, and that this pushed me away I’m never playing a Nintendo game again, goodbye @Nintendo @NintendoAmerica
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The craziest part about Donald Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.
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My dad was a public school teacher; and he always said the toughest parts of the job were:
1. Having to pay for your own classroom chalk, and
2. Performing gender-reassignment surgeries during class hours w/out parents finding out.
Insane choice for the Kirkiversary
Your PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for September:
🎯 Sniper Elite: Resistance
⚾️ MLB The Show 26
🟡 Wobbly Life
⚔️ Chained Echoes
Full details play.st/4gwhhgF
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before shazam, i used to find songs i heard by writing down wtvr lyrics i could make out, go home and google them to find the song. now when you search lyrics, the ai guess machine will tell you six irrelevant things and the song still won’t appear in the search results
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“You’re going to get left behind if you don’t use AI.”
Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long-form, and books without needing AI summaries.
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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Becoming an air traffic controller and every time there’s the slightest problem I tell the pilot to land in the Hudson
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I’m watching Lord of the Rings and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film and how they must have gone home each day and thought,
WTF just happened.
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Feudal lord with ocd having to open and close his drawbridge 6 times before he can sleep


































