1968: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. 2026: You're absolutely right, well spotted. I failed to open the door.
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Accidentally shuffled on to this song in my archive. It's from 1987 and sums up exactly how I feel right now.
Save me, save me from tomorrow.
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools.
youtu.be/ZHh0V7UjVXI
Andrew Fraser retweeted
Due to the Islamification of South African food & drink, I will be selling non-Halaal water (for home and business use). I use a patented system where we play the water Hillsong until it starts vibrating, so you know the Inshallah has been vibrated out. DM for enquiries.
This entire article, including all anecdotes, is the story told by one anonymous 'contractor'.
Tourists arriving at Cape Town International Airport have allegedly been scammed out of R25,000 for a single cab ride by people pretending to be Uber drivers.
mybroadband.co.za/news/motor…
Anyone have a Toyota Corolla to lend me, I think I see a business opportunity?
Tourists arriving at Cape Town International Airport have allegedly been scammed out of R25,000 for a single cab ride by people pretending to be Uber drivers.
mybroadband.co.za/news/motor…
Hmmmm. Like whining about halaal food.
Sen. @BernieSanders: What disgusts me most about Trump is that he is a racist and the most divisive president that we have seen in a very long time. Much of the campaign in Michigan are based on racist attacks against Abdul El-Sayed. Trump may be a mentally unbalanced person, but he is not stupid. Like demagogues throughout history, he understands that the most effective way to stay in power is to divide people up. You find a powerless minority and blame them for all of the problems facing society. The reason that they are using Islamophobia against Abdul is because they have nothing to say about the real issues facing working people.
Andrew Fraser retweeted
The hoops AmaJacinta are jumping through to justify their Islamophobia is making my head hurt. I’ve never seen a group of people so dedicated to being loud, hateful and wrong.
Sies man.
mini rally. 6 people.
This afternoon, ANC Secretary-General Cde Fikile Mbalula joins the community of Zwelitsha, Dr WB Rubusana Region, Eastern Cape at a Mini Rally. The ANC remains rooted in the people, listening to communities and working alongside them to build better local government.
#VoteANC2026 #LetsBuildBetterCommunities
Andrew Fraser retweeted
… do you think his staff realized that the dude they’re backing controls Libya’s human smuggling lanes?
Trump says Libya “cannot remain a corridor for illegal migration, and this must end now,” while praising Libyans as a counterterrorism partner.
He pointed to the two countries’ joint defeat of ISIS in Libya and honored the “sacrifices that brave Libyans made.”
Trump said Washington backs unifying Libya and its institutions, along with a move toward national elections.
He said Libyans have been “victims of terrorism and foreign meddling for years” and urged them to “unite, take back their sovereignty.”
Whining fucking bigot. Now blocked me because he knows that he's talking bullshit. It's always the anonymous cowards.
Andrew Fraser retweeted
Petrol is R30 a litre, and this is the shit y’all are worried about.
Halal food is not being ‘forced’ on South Africans, despite viral claims
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We do not need the HALAL certification as 90% citizens of this country:
SABS is South Africa’s national standards body. It sets secular technical standards (SANS) for product quality, safety and hygiene, including food. The SABS mark confirms compliance with those rules.
Halaal is a separate voluntary religious certification by private bodies like SANHA or MJC. It checks Islamic dietary rules (no pork, specific slaughter, no contamination) for Muslim consumers or exports.
They are unrelated. Food safety and cleanliness in SA are governed by SABS standards plus laws from Health and Agriculture departments, not religious marks.
We do not need the HALAL certification as 90% citizens of this country:
SABS is South Africa’s national standards body. It sets secular technical standards (SANS) for product quality, safety and hygiene, including food. The SABS mark confirms compliance with those rules.
Halaal is a separate voluntary religious certification by private bodies like SANHA or MJC. It checks Islamic dietary rules (no pork, specific slaughter, no contamination) for Muslim consumers or exports.
They are unrelated. Food safety and cleanliness in SA are governed by SABS standards plus laws from Health and Agriculture departments, not religious marks.
Andrew Fraser retweeted
Even the CIA’s most illiterate assets couldn’t stop LULA
BRAZIL IS ERUPTING 🔥
Thousands of people chanting, “Lula is a thief his place is prison”
@lucaspavanato @nikolas_dm @FlavioBolsonaro
This would be funny if these perpetual victims hadn't ignored the fact that it is trivial to self-publish in 2026.
"Today, the Big Five publishers are staffed almost entirely by women. According to the most recent data, more than 70 percent of staffers are women. More than 70 percent of editors are women. Even 70 percent of all interns are women. At the executive level, more than 60 percent of leaders are women. In 2026, American publishing looks like lululemon."
It's tough to tell if this guy is too stupid or too malevolent to actually discuss the real claim that Obama made.
Maybe both?
