
“life is pain, but sometimes pain is just bread in French” - @facsimilitude auspicious light • she/her • im 30 •
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I lied, there's no sex. Now sit down, we're clearing all question marks in Skellige.
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being asked to speak up as a soft spoken person feels like psychological abuse and a humiliation ritual i’m not even kidding
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Was wondering why there are no goat girls the way there are cat girls or dog girls but then I remembered all girls are the goat
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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Good morning! ☀️
Remember to appreciate the little things. Sometimes the best parts of life are the ones we almost walk right past
Hope you all have a great day!
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There’s nothing quite like switching the heat on for the first time in half a year and having your nose assaulted with the scent of Eau de Housefire.
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"Aiding and abetting a fugitive" Okay. So it's illegal to chop it up with my friend just because he's fleeing justice??
























