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Just a happy heretic trying to undo some of the damage done in my ministry days. Author of the Awkward Bible stuff. Current bodily host to Gary The Demon.

Roving Countryside
Joined August 2011
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since you guys loved the exploding tesla.. I used GPT-6 Astra to create a 3D website that pulls apart the male anatomy into 2,234 modeled pieces! we are in a renaissance of learning
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The White House unveils new video games on their website where players can deport and terrorize families with ICE.
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16 minute tutorial on how to build $50,000 cinematic websites (step by step) with Claude Fable 5 Save this before you lose it 🔖
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Happiness is simple ✨ The world is so beautiful it would be a shame to miss it
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BRO WTF.
I can make you see colours that don’t exist!
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How does one even train for this?
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This is what a democratic socialist system like Denmark, Canada, and many other countries do.
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This is BRILLIANT.
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That beer he drinking must be some pressure 😂
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How to gaslight your brother
🤖 Made with AI
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Never celebrate too early
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He attacks mail‑in voting while voting by mail. He mocks vaccines while getting vaccinated. He pushes “Buy American” while selling foreign‑made merchandise. He demands action against undocumented workers while his own properties hired them. He rages about classified information while mishandling it. And now he’s falling asleep on the job after calling Joe Biden “Sleepy.” The hypocrisy is staggering.
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everyday this admin passes a new Eat Shit and Die bill and the only response we get out of congress is "damn that's crazy, yall be easy tho" as they send more money to Israel
🚨 The Trump Administration ends regulations protecting Americans from radiation overexposure. Experts predict this will significantly increase cancer risk for many Americans.
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Tigers look orange to humans because we are trichromats, but they appear green to deer and wild boars because they are dichromats.
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Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.
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Meanwhile you have an orange buffoon in the USA who convinced a bunch of stupid people that solar doesn't work and windmills cause cancer... You can't have nice things because you're stupid.
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Just an awful wildfire outbreak that continues to escalate this evening across the Pacific Northwest. Unfortunately, it's only going to get worse tomorrow, as even more extreme fire weather conditions arrive.
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Chinese company Unitree reveal their "all terrain" wheeled robot. The military potential for this technology is obvious. Europe is so far behind China, its scary.
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