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Arizona, USA
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First, the tweets alone that come of South Africa all I needed to see to believe this
Second, Albuquerque? 🤯
That theory that animals might be domesticating themselves MIGHT be true cuz why is this MF sitting in the pax seat ready to go grab some lunch.
Alright, time to do man shit
Garden section
Auto parts store
Strip club for wings (sensible lunch)
Car wash
Head home for a nice Saturday night 🍷
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Son: Dad, what's a song from the ’70s that more people should know about?
Dad: Son, trust me, you've heard this one. You just might not know who sings it.
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Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
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BREAKING: Arizona Democrats win control of the state House, Senate and governor’s office for the first time since 1966, per the AP.
Gov. Katie Hobbs won reelection, and Democrats flipped both chambers of the Legislature. Republicans had controlled the House for 60 years and the Senate since the early 1990s.
Hobbs vetoed more than 540 bills from the Republican-led Legislature in her first term, on taxes, immigration and voting. With a Democratic Legislature, she’s pledged to focus on water, affordability, and fraud and abuse in the state’s school voucher program.
Arizona is one of at least six states where Democrats now hold full control, along with Michigan, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Nevada and Wisconsin.
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Holy moly. JBLM went results went from 53%-44% Trump to 71%-28% Dem, a 51-point swing towards the Dems.
Military personnel do not f*** with being disrespected.
Dragonflyjonez being take down because he might be underage is the funniest subplot this week.
Like we all comin up on a 20 year anniversary of joining the bird app.
Cmon now 😂
#FreeTheHomie
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"You're refusing to put your pronouns back into your email signature, are you not?"
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In stunning numbers Tuesday, Latinos shifted their support from Republicans. That shift — along with high turnout of Latinos who don’t regularly vote — helped Democrats achieve a historic political shakeup that broke a three-decade GOP stranglehold on the state’s highest offices. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
