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How ya been, Ben?

@BengineerMartin

I've been starting to recycle plastic in my garage. but not bedroom toys. Eww.

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Might get brave and say “Karen” three times into the Chili’s bathroom mirror.
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Don't know how well I'll do in tonight's marital performance, but a clean shave of my no-no parts means I'll at least look good doing it.
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I Can't Breathe Out My Nose: The Musical Lots of nasal whistling
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The sugar in a lemon Oreo hits a little different when you freebase the creme from a Mountain Dew can pipe.
Five Guys has the scoops of peanuts back out, the world is healing.
Check it, a bidet but for your penis hole.
Childhood me would kill adult me for the opportunity to have every bit of music ever made on a plate I can carry in my pocket.
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I asked at work what "THOT" was and I got dirty looks everything's an acronym these days.
Fat dudes are gonna reheat leftover pizza the way you like.
Apparently ‘whatever the fuck I want’ was not the right answer to my boss’s question ‘what are you doing’
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I don't know if "feed a fever" works for covid, but if you're missing any livestock, I can't say I'm not responsible.
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Emma Beasley🐝@JustBeingEmma25 Jan 2022
My blood pressure is high but my spirits are low so that should even things out.
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Heatherhere 👽@Heatinblack25 Jan 2022
You know work is stressful when your snack drawer starts looking like you’re preparing for a slumber party
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If chocolate pudding is an option, especially if it's included or free, you must have the pudding.
You mean Diet Mountain Dew isn't a real natural diet supplement?
Stop asking me if I've seen the TV show you're watching. I haven't. And I never will.
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Our generation is tougher because we had to actually go up to strange women in person and say "Hey" to their face.
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My Bluetooth speaker died and now I want to take down the whole system.
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Adam@adamgreattweet13 Jan 2022
who else?
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Xennaissance Dad@XennDad13 Jan 2022
the world got so complicated so fast, we used to have one kind of mountain dew
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Jeff Foldblum@IkeaKnifeFight9 Jan 2022
I've decided to quit my job in spirit, I will still turn up and do whatever but in my head I'll be playing Tetris for 8 hours .
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