I've been starting to recycle plastic in my garage. but not bedroom toys. Eww.
Kentucky, USA
Joined June 2009
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Apparently ‘whatever the fuck I want’ was not the right answer to my boss’s question ‘what are you doing’
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My blood pressure is high but my spirits are low so that should even things out.
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You know work is stressful when your snack drawer starts looking like you’re preparing for a slumber party
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Stop asking me if I've seen the TV show you're watching. I haven't. And I never will.
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Our generation is tougher because we had to actually go up to strange women in person and say "Hey" to their face.
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the world got so complicated so fast, we used to have one kind of mountain dew
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I've decided to quit my job in spirit, I will still turn up and do whatever but in my head I'll be playing Tetris for 8 hours .
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New guy at work is in his 20s. I don't understand a single God damn fuckin thing he is talking about.
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More than one person has tried to tell me that Bruce Lee died from being "too fit".
This is why I don't talk to people very much.
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I only had a small, silent breakdown in the Wendy's drive thru but pulled myself together before reaching the pay window, because that's what legends do.
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You can't spoil a movie if it's been over 10 years.
If you don't know that Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time in The Sixth Sense by now, then you deserve to have the ending ruined for you by reading this tweet.
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SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1989) A butterfly collector gets hassled by some Nancy Drew wannabe
