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Jerusalem
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The Time Keeper retweeted
Wall of Tears artwork honouring Gaza children displayed on South Coast
abc.net.au/news/2026-11-06/w…
The Time Keeper retweeted
Chamath is such a little weasel. Mf acting like he didn’t vote and benefit for the very situation we’re in. Constantly tickling Trump’s balls.
You flip back and forth to try to vindicate yourself from either side of political debate because you stand for nothing.
POD UP: The Besties React to the Midterm Massacre
-- Full Postmortem on the 2026 Midterms
-- Looking Ahead: How to Save Trump 2.0?
-- Market Reaction: $4T Wipeout, Data Center Fears, AI Ban Potential
-- Science Corner: Exponential Time Hypothesis Solved
(0:00) Bestie intros!
(3:37) Midterms postmortem: What led to a generational GOP collapse?
(32:26) How can Trump salvage his presidency?
(53:13) Market reaction: Data center fears, $4T in market cap wiped, AI ban potential
(1:24:21) Science Corner: OpenAI solves the Exponential Time Hypothesis
The Time Keeper retweeted
Except we didn’t merge and had I been president that wouldn’t have happened.
Clutching at straws because unlike Pauline I never wore the flag of another country let alone Israel in the chamber
Nor do I take donations from people who want to give free land and tax breaks to foreigners
One Nation has sold out to foreign lobbyists - big time
Happy to debate any Zionist about foreign influence any time
The Time Keeper retweeted
Israel and Jews are the most hated people on the planet. You have not only massacred and entire civilzation, but you also raped them, shot kids and now are living and occupying their houses. No country, no one will ever forget. Mark, you are from Tel Aviv and advocate for a genocide. And your trying to threat Mario for speaking the truth. Everyone needs to start speaking up.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Jess Wilson’s speech welcoming israeli President Isaac Herzog to Melbourne on 12 February 2026.
I recorded the entire speech, yet somehow my iPhone saved only the final 1 minute and 29 seconds. Make of that what you will. 🙃
For context, Jewish Victorians represent approximately 0.8% of Victoria’s population, according to census-based estimates.
Yet listening to this speech, I’m left wondering where expressions of solidarity end and political commitments to a foreign, genocidal “state” begin.
Victoria’s elected representatives serve 100% of Victorians, regardless of religion, ethnicity or political affiliation.
Supporting the safety and rights of jewish Australians is one thing (although I question how unsafe they actually are, frankly). Supporting the policies and actions of the murderous israeli government is another.
Those distinctions matter. And so does political accountability.
Watch her full cringe speech here, if you dare: zfa.com.au/an-afternoon-of-l…
The Time Keeper retweeted
Well it looks like the @AustralianJA would rather name call than debate me.
I will again extend my invitation to the AJA to debate me at any time about why foreign influence, including that from Israel does not belong in Australia.
For what it’s worth as a Senate Candidate in the last years Federal Election I received 4.7% of the vote or just over 150,000 votes in Queensland alone.
This is more than the entire Jewish population in Australia of around 117,000 people.
As a party we have a small but steadily growing influence despite the gaslighting and attacks from the establishment who fear our vision in giving power back to the people.
We aren’t polling because we aren’t included in polls and are gaslighted from the mainstream media. This is by design as we are a party of the people, for the people, by the people.
The media are the mouthpiece of the establishment and do not want a genuine people’s party that puts the people first.
This is in stark contrast to One Nation whose leader skipped Parliament for two weeks to hang out with billionaires in a foreign country and is heavily promoted by Sky News, a media outlet controlled by another war mongering foreign billionaire.
I will further add that unlike One Nation, People First does not support getting involved in any more forever wars in the Middle East.
Anyone who supports bombing innocent children or ethic cleansing is inhumane and has no place in the Australian Parliament.
I will note that these endless wars have resulted in many refugees coming to Australia, increasing immigration and adding further pressure to our cost of living.
If you want to be part of a movement that seeks to hold the institutions, including foreign lobby groups to account then sign up at Peoplefirstparty.au
We will always put the Australian people first.
We're not going to debate every crackpot conspiracy theorist polling under 1% of the vote.
Is this Israel influence in the room with you right now?
You are probably one of the few Australian politicians to have accepted a gift which came from Israel.
- This lovely box of Jerusalem Matzah.
xitter.gq/AustralianJA/status/16…
Looks like it rotted your brain, because you subsequently suggested that Mossad might have infiltrated News Corp to carry out an operation at a café in Newtown.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Australia First 🇦🇺
End Foreign Lobbying!
Well it looks like the @AustralianJA would rather name call than debate me.
I will again extend my invitation to the AJA to debate me at any time about why foreign influence, including that from Israel does not belong in Australia.
For what it’s worth as a Senate Candidate in the last years Federal Election I received 4.7% of the vote or just over 150,000 votes in Queensland alone.
This is more than the entire Jewish population in Australia of around 117,000 people.
As a party we have a small but steadily growing influence despite the gaslighting and attacks from the establishment who fear our vision in giving power back to the people.
We aren’t polling because we aren’t included in polls and are gaslighted from the mainstream media. This is by design as we are a party of the people, for the people, by the people.
The media are the mouthpiece of the establishment and do not want a genuine people’s party that puts the people first.
This is in stark contrast to One Nation whose leader skipped Parliament for two weeks to hang out with billionaires in a foreign country and is heavily promoted by Sky News, a media outlet controlled by another war mongering foreign billionaire.
I will further add that unlike One Nation, People First does not support getting involved in any more forever wars in the Middle East.
Anyone who supports bombing innocent children or ethic cleansing is inhumane and has no place in the Australian Parliament.
I will note that these endless wars have resulted in many refugees coming to Australia, increasing immigration and adding further pressure to our cost of living.
If you want to be part of a movement that seeks to hold the institutions, including foreign lobby groups to account then sign up at Peoplefirstparty.au
We will always put the Australian people first.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Piss off with your fear mongering bullshit
BREAKING: Australia urges all its citizens to stockpile canned food and bottled water to prepare for emergencies, per Yahoo News Australia.
It comes after the UK urged the public to stock up on three days' worth of supplies amid the growing threat of war last week.
Japan, Germany, Sweden and Norway have also told its citizens to prepare for emergencies.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The advice in the Yahoo News Australia article came from Australian Red Cross director Nichola Krey, not the Australian government. She said Australia is "not at immediate threat of war" and pointed to natural hazards instead. au.news.yahoo.com/aussies-urged-…
The Time Keeper retweeted
Christian Zionism is a much bigger problem than Jewish Zionism. Because Christian Zionism is what enables Jewish Zionism.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Not a peep out of these two weasels . . .
This is not normal. These Palestinian kids deserve everything like your kids
Imagine your kid stranded in the rain.
Please don't normalize this.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is a recycled AI-generated clip from 2025, not real footage of current events. Heavy rains flooded Gaza tents on Nov 7 2026 but verified scenes differ from this.
aljazeera.com/news/2026/11/7…
leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202…
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.87…
The Time Keeper retweeted
You should see what Donald Trump & co have done with your tax money
Ukrainian soldiers from the Azov Battalion execute a young woman with her hands tied behind her back, then bury her in a mass grave alongside other fallen soldiers.
This is what American taxpayers are funding.
This is what the European Union is financing and enabling.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is staged.
"Ukrainian soldiers" are wearing the wrong uniform
No traces of blood or any bullet after the shot
The same woman was seen in a different debunked video (voxukraine.org/fejk-vijskovi-…)
This video originated from a Russian propaganda Telegram channel
t.me/newsfrontnotes…
voxukraine.org/fejk-ukrayinsk…
The Time Keeper retweeted
Cock sucker! Only scumbag who got away in 2021 and will get away again. This entire all in podcast clowns need to be shut down for ai stocks to bottom. Chamath is a psycho who will scam you and apologize after
Chamath Palihapitiya admits his blind spot on America's broken two-tier economy
PALIHAPITIYA: "I got it totally totally totally wrong. I got it totally wong."
"I'll go through all the ways in which I got it wrong, but I just want to first acknowledge what my blind spot is. Like most people's blind spots, but I can just speak for myself, it is through the lens of my own lived experience and very narrowly what is in my best interests. And I think what we had was a move away from the culture wars that was very much in my best interest, but I think it was in everybody else's best interests as well. I don't think that was on the ballot. But what I don't think I understood clearly enough, and I think that this election has made extremely clear, is that since COVID, we have moved past political ideology. And I want to say this again: I do not think Democrats or Republicans matter. That is my real takeaway after this election. There is a central block of people that vote the prescient issues of our time."
"It was a gargantuan win for Biden, then it was a gargantuan win for Trump, and then it was a gargantuan win for the Democrats in these midterms. What are these people voting for? I think what they are shouting now—they were trying to signal and now they are shouting—is a broad-based belief that the economy has completely decoupled from reality and is broken. The economic reality in America is broken."
"There is a small percentage of people, the four of us on this pod and all of our friends, who are the asset owners of America. And we have benefited in every weather condition. When rates were zero, we benefited because we were able to build our businesses with very cheap capital. When rates were high, we benefited because we had pricing power. And in every condition in between, whether there were tariffs, whether there were not tariffs, whether there were subsidies, whether there were not subsidies, we've all managed to continue to accumulate and grow assets, but we are few and far between."
"And then there's everybody else who are wage earners, and the structural capacity of the American economy to support and grow wage earners is broken. It's clear. Why do I say that? I do not think, and I disagree with Freeberg, I don't think this has anything to do with socialism. I don't think the far left won particularly more than they were expected. I don't think the far right won particularly more than was expected. This is a complete and total repudiation about the state of the economy. The economy is broken. I have a few charts to support my point of view. Number one, if this was ideological and if ideology mattered, money in politics would have had a more direct impact on the election."