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The Time Keeper retweeted
Wall of Tears artwork honouring Gaza children displayed on South Coast
abc.net.au/news/2026-11-06/w…
"I was wrong...just like every other time I scammed you, and then pivoted 180 when it suited me most".
@chamath
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Chamath is such a little weasel. Mf acting like he didn’t vote and benefit for the very situation we’re in. Constantly tickling Trump’s balls.
You flip back and forth to try to vindicate yourself from either side of political debate because you stand for nothing.
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The Time Keeper retweeted
Replying to @meshygrey
Except we didn’t merge and had I been president that wouldn’t have happened.
Clutching at straws because unlike Pauline I never wore the flag of another country let alone Israel in the chamber
Nor do I take donations from people who want to give free land and tax breaks to foreigners
One Nation has sold out to foreign lobbyists - big time
Happy to debate any Zionist about foreign influence any time
The Time Keeper retweeted
Hey @grok, is this really true? Does the Talmud say that?
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Hey @grok, concise no spin.
Victim and perpetrator’s full ethnicity only.
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Israel and Jews are the most hated people on the planet. You have not only massacred and entire civilzation, but you also raped them, shot kids and now are living and occupying their houses. No country, no one will ever forget. Mark, you are from Tel Aviv and advocate for a genocide. And your trying to threat Mario for speaking the truth. Everyone needs to start speaking up.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Jess Wilson’s speech welcoming israeli President Isaac Herzog to Melbourne on 12 February 2026.
I recorded the entire speech, yet somehow my iPhone saved only the final 1 minute and 29 seconds. Make of that what you will. 🙃
For context, Jewish Victorians represent approximately 0.8% of Victoria’s population, according to census-based estimates.
Yet listening to this speech, I’m left wondering where expressions of solidarity end and political commitments to a foreign, genocidal “state” begin.
Victoria’s elected representatives serve 100% of Victorians, regardless of religion, ethnicity or political affiliation.
Supporting the safety and rights of jewish Australians is one thing (although I question how unsafe they actually are, frankly). Supporting the policies and actions of the murderous israeli government is another.
Those distinctions matter. And so does political accountability.
Watch her full cringe speech here, if you dare: zfa.com.au/an-afternoon-of-l…
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Well it looks like the @AustralianJA would rather name call than debate me.
I will again extend my invitation to the AJA to debate me at any time about why foreign influence, including that from Israel does not belong in Australia.
For what it’s worth as a Senate Candidate in the last years Federal Election I received 4.7% of the vote or just over 150,000 votes in Queensland alone.
This is more than the entire Jewish population in Australia of around 117,000 people.
As a party we have a small but steadily growing influence despite the gaslighting and attacks from the establishment who fear our vision in giving power back to the people.
We aren’t polling because we aren’t included in polls and are gaslighted from the mainstream media. This is by design as we are a party of the people, for the people, by the people.
The media are the mouthpiece of the establishment and do not want a genuine people’s party that puts the people first.
This is in stark contrast to One Nation whose leader skipped Parliament for two weeks to hang out with billionaires in a foreign country and is heavily promoted by Sky News, a media outlet controlled by another war mongering foreign billionaire.
I will further add that unlike One Nation, People First does not support getting involved in any more forever wars in the Middle East.
Anyone who supports bombing innocent children or ethic cleansing is inhumane and has no place in the Australian Parliament.
I will note that these endless wars have resulted in many refugees coming to Australia, increasing immigration and adding further pressure to our cost of living.
If you want to be part of a movement that seeks to hold the institutions, including foreign lobby groups to account then sign up at Peoplefirstparty.au
We will always put the Australian people first.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Well it looks like the @AustralianJA would rather name call than debate me.
I will again extend my invitation to the AJA to debate me at any time about why foreign influence, including that from Israel does not belong in Australia.
For what it’s worth as a Senate Candidate in the last years Federal Election I received 4.7% of the vote or just over 150,000 votes in Queensland alone.
This is more than the entire Jewish population in Australia of around 117,000 people.
As a party we have a small but steadily growing influence despite the gaslighting and attacks from the establishment who fear our vision in giving power back to the people.
We aren’t polling because we aren’t included in polls and are gaslighted from the mainstream media. This is by design as we are a party of the people, for the people, by the people.
The media are the mouthpiece of the establishment and do not want a genuine people’s party that puts the people first.
This is in stark contrast to One Nation whose leader skipped Parliament for two weeks to hang out with billionaires in a foreign country and is heavily promoted by Sky News, a media outlet controlled by another war mongering foreign billionaire.
I will further add that unlike One Nation, People First does not support getting involved in any more forever wars in the Middle East.
Anyone who supports bombing innocent children or ethic cleansing is inhumane and has no place in the Australian Parliament.
I will note that these endless wars have resulted in many refugees coming to Australia, increasing immigration and adding further pressure to our cost of living.
If you want to be part of a movement that seeks to hold the institutions, including foreign lobby groups to account then sign up at Peoplefirstparty.au
We will always put the Australian people first.
We're not going to debate every crackpot conspiracy theorist polling under 1% of the vote.
Is this Israel influence in the room with you right now?
You are probably one of the few Australian politicians to have accepted a gift which came from Israel.
- This lovely box of Jerusalem Matzah.
xitter.gq/AustralianJA/status/16…
Looks like it rotted your brain, because you subsequently suggested that Mossad might have infiltrated News Corp to carry out an operation at a café in Newtown.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Australia First 🇦🇺
End Foreign Lobbying!
Well it looks like the @AustralianJA would rather name call than debate me.
I will again extend my invitation to the AJA to debate me at any time about why foreign influence, including that from Israel does not belong in Australia.
For what it’s worth as a Senate Candidate in the last years Federal Election I received 4.7% of the vote or just over 150,000 votes in Queensland alone.
This is more than the entire Jewish population in Australia of around 117,000 people.
As a party we have a small but steadily growing influence despite the gaslighting and attacks from the establishment who fear our vision in giving power back to the people.
We aren’t polling because we aren’t included in polls and are gaslighted from the mainstream media. This is by design as we are a party of the people, for the people, by the people.
The media are the mouthpiece of the establishment and do not want a genuine people’s party that puts the people first.
This is in stark contrast to One Nation whose leader skipped Parliament for two weeks to hang out with billionaires in a foreign country and is heavily promoted by Sky News, a media outlet controlled by another war mongering foreign billionaire.
I will further add that unlike One Nation, People First does not support getting involved in any more forever wars in the Middle East.
Anyone who supports bombing innocent children or ethic cleansing is inhumane and has no place in the Australian Parliament.
I will note that these endless wars have resulted in many refugees coming to Australia, increasing immigration and adding further pressure to our cost of living.
If you want to be part of a movement that seeks to hold the institutions, including foreign lobby groups to account then sign up at Peoplefirstparty.au
We will always put the Australian people first.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Piss off with your fear mongering bullshit
BREAKING: Australia urges all its citizens to stockpile canned food and bottled water to prepare for emergencies, per Yahoo News Australia.
It comes after the UK urged the public to stock up on three days' worth of supplies amid the growing threat of war last week.
Japan, Germany, Sweden and Norway have also told its citizens to prepare for emergencies.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The advice in the Yahoo News Australia article came from Australian Red Cross director Nichola Krey, not the Australian government. She said Australia is "not at immediate threat of war" and pointed to natural hazards instead. au.news.yahoo.com/aussies-urged-…
The Time Keeper retweeted
El hermano pequeño se despide del mayor , asesinados x las balas de los sionistas .
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Christian Zionism is a much bigger problem than Jewish Zionism. Because Christian Zionism is what enables Jewish Zionism.
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Not a peep out of these two weasels . . .
This is not normal. These Palestinian kids deserve everything like your kids
Imagine your kid stranded in the rain.
Please don't normalize this.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is a recycled AI-generated clip from 2025, not real footage of current events. Heavy rains flooded Gaza tents on Nov 7 2026 but verified scenes differ from this.
aljazeera.com/news/2026/11/7…
leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202…
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