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I'm Jarrett, but you can call me... Beercules!

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Joined June 2009
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I been going all day and now I need to hear you say my name
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This is really sad. The Bride that will Never Be. The fact she still hasn’t moved on tells me what I need to know. He didn’t fumble her. He dodged a bullet.
🚨 Breaking news: Miss Kayla Nicole just dropped her Halloween costume for this year and completely shut it down! 🔥 We congratulate her for winning Halloween once again. You're killing it, girl!
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That story of that Ghanaian kid that was killed in the Bronx got me fucked up. Children can be so cruel, kid immigrated to this country for a better life only to get bullied and murdered within a calendar year. Reading stuff like that breaks my heart.
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Woah….. things just got real.
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RIP to Patrick Stewart. Probably one of the few actors I know that could take a joke and commit to the bit.
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
Here’s a longer collection of Sir Patrick Stewart in American Dad. Pure genius and what a legend 🕊️
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we lost Prime and Professor X in the same year
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ITS ALWAYS A LEGEND AND NEVER THAT FAT ORANGE FUCK
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Google is free. He literally brought ESPN to Savannah state.
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REV UP THOSE FRYERS @PapaJohns AND TAKE THIS “HEATWIN” PROMO CODE TOMORROW
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WE ALLL EATING PIZZA TMR LFG
Miami Heat making me starve all I wanna do is eat pizza 💔
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I want to be in the new blue mountain state series
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Willow Ryder announces she’s retiring from 🌽 and is ready to settle down and have kids with a man. “I’m done. I want a fucking man. I want a man to take me serious. I’m gonna start cooking. I’m gonna start cleaning. I’m gonna start doing all the shit Cardi B says she doesn’t do. Cause I wanna keep a man and I don’t wanna be a baby mama.”
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Willow Ryder announces she’s retiring from 🌽 and is ready to settle down and have kids with a man. “I’m done. I want a fucking man. I want a man to take me serious. I’m gonna start cooking. I’m gonna start cleaning. I’m gonna start doing all the shit Cardi B says she doesn’t do. Cause I wanna keep a man and I don’t wanna be a baby mama.”
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Make America Great Again
There’s only one real victim here…and that’s me. I don’t understand how anyone could say I followed them when I was already in the right lane..heading to Chiloso. The young adult was to my right, and his friend was behind me just before we went through the light. As soon as the light turned green, he hit the gas and cut right in front of me. I wasn’t upset... But when I turned right into Chiloso, his buddy hit the brakes and stopped his car. The friend who had been behind me sped around me to get in front of him. The guy who later said he would shoot me got out of the car, apparently to mess with his friend. I leaned out the window and told them to stop driving recklessly before they hurt somebody. After that, I drove around them looking for a parking spot. The guy who had threatened to shoot me pulled up beside me, said he was going to shoot me, then hit the gas, parked, and jumped out of the car talking shit. I started talking shit back. He said, “I got something for you,” and went back to his car as if he were about to get a gun. I told him, “If you pull that gun, you better use it, because otherwise I’m about to beat your ass.” He went from threatening to shoot me to recording me on his phone. I slapped the phone out of his hand, and he called the police right after that. Honestly, I’m waiting to hear the recording where someone supposedly called and said there was a gun involved. As soon as the officers arrived, the young adult and I were talking trash back and forth. I don’t understand why the officer got out of the car and pointed a rifle directly at me. A lot of y’all need to use your brains..Why would I follow them? They’re not important to me. Stay tuned..my team and I are going to get to the bottom of this…
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Yea we're doomed why is 1 winning
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1,384,352 votes • Final results
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We want wins and 50% off pizza @MiamiHEAT
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My grandchildren will have to go to a wishing well to get water because you guys are goofies.
The New York Knicks in 2026-2027 #NewYorkForever
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Wrong
Saying Bernie Mac was funnier than Eddie Murphy is crazy. Bernie Mac don’t have nothing funnier than Raw and Delirious. Let’s stop the nonsense.
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Because Eddie got on a networking television show that a certain demographic love. Bernie came up through small sets and small movie roles but the demographic that loves Eddie came to love Bernie without him tailoring to them
Like, I think Eddie was looking at overall career and like, Bernie has been that guy but he wasn’t as commercially successful as Eddie
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