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CBBcels

@CBBcels

Worthless pathetic excuse of a man watching stupid fuck up sad basketball programs | DMs open for your anonymous confessions.

Joined December 2025
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My coworker who’s barely older than me is shopping for engagement rings and planning his future with his girlfriend while I’m sitting here counting down the hours until Queens vs. LMU tips off at 9 PM.
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i'm peeing@im_peeingOct 26
i'm peeing ㅤㅤㅤ
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Literally punch my balls until I cum #anhilateme
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Owen@Riverboat_RossJun 4
Somehow I always fall for these spam bots 😕
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MLBCels@MLBCelsMay 29
What the fuck
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Opening up my baseball savant page and seeing a specific stat just for me where I am in the 99th Percentile of being a fuckup chud
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MLBCels@MLBCelsMay 27
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Broke my fucking leg celebrating a Luis Rengifo bunt single and missed the end of the game I can never do one single thing right
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MLBCels@MLBCelsMay 27
Aroldis Chapman fastball to the dick
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MLBCels@MLBCelsMay 26
Walked into Rate Field and they said you are rated a 0/10. I thought it was just a sponsor but its a real thing I don’t need everyone to see that I’m a 0/10 on the jumbotron. I just wanted to watch Edgar Quero live in person and Now everyone point and laugh
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MLBCels@MLBCelsMay 26
Went to watch my cubbies this weekend just to see them lose their 8th straight Stepped on the scale this morning and saw I’ve gained 8 more pounds My weight officially starts with a 4, I should kill myself
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MLBCels@MLBCelsMay 26
The Brewers actually stopped the Tarps Off movement because I went up there and took my shirt off and I’m so fat and repulsive they had to shut it down. Great breakout season for Kyle Harrison so far
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@BrewCrewScoopMay 24
The only place they have security guards besides lining the field and the sections right behind home plate is the tarps off section. Have fun, but only on our terms! Right @Brewers? Also, don’t expect us to spend on the team. 😂 Really bad look this weekend!
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Owen@Riverboat_RossMay 19
Quit Tweeting LSU needs you out there champ
gaysonmargiela (@ilovelentils8) profile picturegaysonmargiela@ilovelentils8May 18
Being 35 in undergrad is so weird because you can really see how illiterate the younger Gen Z students are after growing up through the pandemic
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Went 0/5 at the bar tn. Gonna jerk off to gay porn as a way to punish myself
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matt@ruffledsaviorApr 17
i love being fat and ugly. it's like is that girl into me? No. zero stress
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RGT@CyGasserMar 21
First shot of pickup basketball all year #ChudLife #IGuessBro
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2Ok6hbGZrc@swooqpMar 14
bro
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Never felt more behind at work but somehow can’t find the motivation to get out of this hole. Slowly letting my relationships slip away because even texting friends back feels like a chore. Little Caesar’s and an instant classic in the Ohio valley tonight @CBBcels
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Talk to a woman.
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@margo19aaMar 4
Been to 108 College Basketball Arenas Hinkle Fieldhouse will always be #1
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CBBcels@CBBcelsFeb 28
Just ate this entire meal by myself like a complete fatass Getting my Rob Whaley bod ready for summer
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Reilly@TweetsByReillyFeb 26
“Aaron Margo” is not real. It is AI created to make you believe people go to college basketball games.
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skylar@ayoglazerFeb 21
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