Web/tech. #allcaps fan. He/him.

San Francisco / Washington DC
Joined September 2009
The league needs to decide what is and isn't goaltender interference at this point. Personally as someone who's played goal, that puck is secure under his outstretched pad. Puck and pad pushed in there.
After review, it's confirmed there's no goaltender interference. It'll be a goal for the Hurricanes, who go to the power play.
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You cannot accidentally do this much Nazi shit.
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That’s the backstrap. Most tender cut of the pizza. It belongs to the hunter.
Pizza employee gets caught finessing slice from someone’s order [H/T: IG guysrunningfromcop]
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Bring back @animalsofhockey
Also, the people wanted more Fufu Sourdif. Five-month old Frenchie and a sweetheart
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If we can acknowledge Putin is an evil dictator as the reason Ovi should denounce him, shouldn’t we also then acknowledge how dangerous it would be for someone planning to return to Russia to publicly denounce an evil dictator?
After a couple of weeks of stewing, just couldn't shake the fact that Alex Ovechkin appeared in a pro-Putin ad, and that it would color how people viewed him -- forever. On his 22nd season, his choice -- and his legacy. nytimes.com/athletic/7621237…
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LinkedIn final boss
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Maybe I’m too woke, but I don’t like this! Part of the charm of hockey is having some grizzled fat guy riding around on that thing having the time of his life.
It’s Day 1 of Training Camp, and we have a self-driving ice resurfacer cleaning the ice at the Avalanche practice facility
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Reading proofs from book & remembering what I wrote in 2015: "I am very concerned about the future of AI. Not because of the risk of rogue machines taking over. But because of the homogeneous, one-dimensional group of men who are currently involved in advancing the technology.”
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If you die from an AGI, it will be because venture capitalists told an AI to fucking kill you.
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A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home right now.
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we’re like 9-15 months away from realizing that these ladies were actually keeping all the engineers in line and preventing them from shipping an endless barrage of retarded features that don’t actually solve any problems.
Crazy how this video crashed the tech job market
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Incredible.
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It was a really beautiful testament to the human spirit that during a global pandemic we all turned against each other, abandoned the environment, and decided to price gouge everyone
this graph from the AP stunned me into silence
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$65k to help build the future of biology in san francisco the first experiment is whether you can survive on that
We are hiring scientists to come work with our team at Anthropic! Feel free to mention me specifically when you apply so we make sure it's routed correctly. Links to job posts below in 🧵:
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1st in cokes consumed on the bench 1st in subway rewards points 1st in amount of rules changed by turning Marty Brodeur into a giant pissbaby Last in d-zone starts
In NHL history, Alex Ovechkin ranks: 1st in goals (929) 1st in power-play goals (331) 1st in game-winning goals (141) 1st in overtime goals (27) 1st in road goals (476) 1st in game-opening goals (154) 1st in game-tying goals (155) 1st in go-ahead goals (297) 1st in empty-net goals (72)
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“On behalf of everyone across the Big Apple: Welcome home, my friends.” Nah bro I’m not crying you are.
Welcome to the greatest city on Earth. Here are some tips and tricks for how to get around and make the most of your time here. Learn more at nyctourism.com.
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It actually like really matters who you vote for
It doesn't matter who you voted for. Banning the great vibes outside MSG before, during & after games, especially on a night the Knicks play their first NBA Finals Home Game in 27 years, objectively sucks. National security is important, but this sucks
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every single day just feels like this image now
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Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri [@TheAthleticFC]
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Me using Claude Opus 4.8 to rename a file
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