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The singularity is here
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Imagine @nvidia fires Jensen Huang and, instead of the humbled apology tour, he defects to China with all his toys and joins Huawei’s ELT as Head of Fuck Around and Find Out
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her one rule was that the butter does not go directly on the stone ok what the fuck does he think, it’s like a cast iron? it’s not going to season the stone, it’s just going to burn the butter this is what happens when democrats are in charge
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Can’t imagine why this admin lost so bad
I’m gonna need a pardon… Thursday, December 24 Coca-Cola Arena - Dubai, UAE #PaulDoumbe
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Whoever said the N64 controller worked with the OoT remake is an idiot. The sword is mapped to Y, there is no way to change it, and B doesnt do shit.
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What do you mean you can only raise the shield through Z-Targetting 😭😭😭
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Hate hate hate Navi's voice.
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Looks like history will be kept, bitch
Mike Johnson acknowledges that Republicans have lost the House
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I don't want to make a sweeping generalization, but it's at least interesting that every Elon Musk fan I've met is the biggest loser I know.
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JD VANCE GOT BOOED IN OHIO TODAY CAMPAIGNING FOR VIVEK. BECAUSE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY HATES YOU BOOTLICKING FASCIST PIECES OF SHIT.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Vivek Ramaswamy is booed off stage after telling Ohio crowd, 'The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine.'
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An all time X response.
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Elon Musk is a fucking idiot, carried away with his own self importance, he's as dumb as rocks.
Elon Musk says going to medical school is pointless "Everyone will have access to medical care that is better than what the president receives right now" Peter Diamandis: "So don't go into medical school?" Elon Musk: "Yes. Yeah. Pointless. But I would say that applies to any form of education" "5 or 4 years from now, we'll have better medical care than anyone has today, available for everyone"
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How is it legal for siri to be SO bad..
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we are reverse engineering God btw
Incredible discoveries happening in the lab
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When will these people learn not to have an email account
Bad news. I got email from Nintendo... 💀
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Bad news. I got email from Nintendo... 💀
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YIKES 😳 Trump snaps at a reporter asking him about why he's dismissing sexual abuse allegations 👇 WOMAN REPORTER: Do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sexual abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?
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bangin out the tunes
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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