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her one rule was that the butter does not go directly on the stone ok what the fuck does he think, it’s like a cast iron? it’s not going to season the stone, it’s just going to burn the butter this is what happens when democrats are in charge
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Can’t imagine why this admin lost so bad
I’m gonna need a pardon… Thursday, December 24 Coca-Cola Arena - Dubai, UAE #PaulDoumbe
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I don't want to make a sweeping generalization, but it's at least interesting that every Elon Musk fan I've met is the biggest loser I know.
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JD VANCE GOT BOOED IN OHIO TODAY CAMPAIGNING FOR VIVEK. BECAUSE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY HATES YOU BOOTLICKING FASCIST PIECES OF SHIT.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Vivek Ramaswamy is booed off stage after telling Ohio crowd, 'The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine.'
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An all time X response.
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Elon Musk is a fucking idiot, carried away with his own self importance, he's as dumb as rocks.
Elon Musk says going to medical school is pointless "Everyone will have access to medical care that is better than what the president receives right now" Peter Diamandis: "So don't go into medical school?" Elon Musk: "Yes. Yeah. Pointless. But I would say that applies to any form of education" "5 or 4 years from now, we'll have better medical care than anyone has today, available for everyone"
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we are reverse engineering God btw
Incredible discoveries happening in the lab
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Bad news. I got email from Nintendo... 💀
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YIKES 😳 Trump snaps at a reporter asking him about why he's dismissing sexual abuse allegations 👇 WOMAN REPORTER: Do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sexual abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?
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bangin out the tunes
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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She's a 4, but she's a private key for a intermediary CA.
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the sub harmonic blessings of a substrate that loves you for who you are
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I’ll say it again. Every time I hear JD Vance speak, I see why his mom chose Percs over him.
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Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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NATHAN FIELDER Now do you understand what the principal and the superintendent are arguing about? You just saw him climb out the window to buy hamburgers across the street ELIZABETH HOLMES They're ... they're talking past each other? BILLY EVANS Ok, let's stop tape right here
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Zelenskyy: "When our strikes reached Yandex data centers, it suddenly became little easier to breathe on many social media platforms. Many people noticed it. There was less hate, less division, fewer provocations because there were fewer bots. It's pretty clear where those bots were coming from. If they disappeared when Yandex went offline, this proves once again that Europe is not the source of the problems." The big problem is that Russia figured out how modern society consumes information a decade ago, but the West hasn't. ​There are millions of bots commenting and posting Russian propaganda. There are paid influencers spreading it, with Russian bots supporting their content. There is a gigantic machine operating to radicalize and influence Western societies, and there is not enough defense in place. It doesn't just influence elections, it sows discord, engulfs societies in culture wars, radicalizes teenagers, and shapes political decisions when elected officials fail to read the room. ​That needs to change. And fast.
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Replying to @28delayslater
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