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England, United Kingdom
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Guru Chicken Roti retweeted
Talking of having folk arrested for inciting civil disorder #FarageRiots
Guru Chicken Roti retweeted
The Trump campaign sure has that "Hitler in the bunker" energy these days.
Guru Chicken Roti retweeted
🚨 NEW: There have been no reports of riots tonight as thousands of anti-racist protesters significantly outnumber anti-immigration demonstrators across the country
Guru Chicken Roti retweeted
🚨 CONFIRMED 🚨
Tommy Robinson filmed his latest video at Mavro Provato, a Mediterranean restaurant in central Athens
Guru Chicken Roti retweeted
Attention #Brexiters !!!
Are YOU outranged by the new plastic attached lids on bottles?
Don’t be!
Your MEP can raise the issue for you and ensure your voice is heard on this vital matter - that’s what being part of the EU is all about!!
🤦🏻♂️ oh yeah - you got rid of that so the U.K. now has to accept whatever EU standards are imposed on us 🤣
#Brexit #BrexitHasFailed #RejoinEU
Guru Chicken Roti retweeted
After being shagged over a barrel in the election the Conservatives delete their Twitter account. Things really could not be going better.
Guru Chicken Roti retweeted
A prime minister dining with his family on a Friday evening is more readily available in a crisis than a prime minister on a lads' weekend with the KGB in a castle in Perugia
Guru Chicken Roti retweeted
When we read of people being scammed by the "Nigerian Prince" or the romance con and we all think, 'How can people be so gullible?'
We need only look at those who still support Farage, Brexit and Reform. A percentage of the population is just easily fooled and manipulated.
Guru Chicken Roti retweeted
If you are worried about
Benefit Fraud £0.5bn but not Government Corruption £219bn.
Immigration £2bn but not Tax Havens £150bn.
Junior Doctors pay rises £1.3bn but not Bankers tax cuts £7.3bn.
You‘re buying their lies.
Guru Chicken Roti retweeted
VOTE TACTICALLY in Godalming and Ash to get rid of Jeremy Hunt
Labour supporters - vote tactically for @LibDems
Labour has no chance of winning here
Help to make history and put Tories into THIRD
Every vote and seat matters 🙏🏼💪🏼👏🏼👏🏼
SEAT PROJECTION: GODALMING AND ASH
TOO CLOSE TO CALL (LEANING LIB @@pauldfollows)
MAJ: 1.77%
pollingreport.uk/seats/E1400…
Guru Chicken Roti retweeted
£2,000,000,000,000 the Conservatives have added to the national debt in 14 years.
That is £300,000,000 every single day that they have stolen.
Nothing is better, except the richest 1% are £1.5tn richer, I wonder where that came from?
Time to take it all back.
Guru Chicken Roti retweeted
In 2023 we DELIVERED!
We abolished:
Meat Tax
HS2
Peter Bone
Tents
XL Bullies
School roofs
WhatsApp messages.
We cut NHS waiting lists by allowing more people to die.
Inflation has been rohypnolised & we’ve levelled up shitholes.
Cameron is back as are pints of wine
Happy 2024!
