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Veteran of USN | Malfoid yearner with 20+ years of writing experience | Original fiction coming soon | Sometimes I hornypost on main | I am Florida Man

Florida, USA
Joined July 2011
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"𝘚𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘜𝘔𝘚𝘌𝘔𝘗𝘙𝘈!" His voice still echoed in her ears. The scars of that night will never fade. The final choice is hers to bear.
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Remember that between seasons 5 and 6, Draconia becomes a Death Eater. She receives the Dark Mark. That's a big change. Now of course she does this under duress/pressure. Season 6 is going to be the low point of their relationship, by far. I think it should lead to Sectumsempra, but even if you don't, something huge needs to happen in that scene. ADayASMR in Lumos Lumos makes an entirely legitimate call by having Harry start Sectumsempra but but down his wand, only evading her increasingly badly aimed wild swings of her wand. He pulls her into his arms as she sobs desperately. That has consequences, both pro and con. It means, as in ADayASMR's season 7, Draconia is fully on Harry's side the whole time. The pros: we get to see her do all the season 7 stuff with Harry, Ron, Hermione and all. The cons: If the Sectumsempra is the point of reconciliation, we don't get it here in season 7. So we lose the Malfoy Manor scene (she's already turned on her parents). The Room of Requirement fire still happens, but she's on Harry's side, so him rescuing her is a given, not something that can have a big emotional impact on her. If SS happened, and she still thinks he hates her (even though she knows at this point she loves him), then his going back to rescue her hits much more weakly. Her turn in the SS continuity takes place after Harry rescues her from the fire and she finally stops being tormented by the idea he hates her. In the Malfoid AU we get three huge Draconia beats: Peacock Petronus: after the Battle of Hogwarts begins, Draconia unleashes a mighty petronus to scatter and drive off most of the dementors. "I love him more than I fear you.": Voldemort announces that Harry Potter is dead. He calls on the staff and students of Hogwarts to join him. Draconia is urged by her parents from his ranks, and is the first one to step forward. But she isn't joining him. After he said he had killed Harry, she is going to end him, or die trying. They fight. She does surprising well, but he is the Dark Lord, so Voldemort is about to kill her, when ... Harry arrives, leading into Two Hearts, One Wand: Harry and Voldemort fight. It is close but Voldemort has the advantage and is pushing Harry back step by step ... until Draconia join him, her hands on his, both gripping the wand, and ... You know how it goes. You still get some of that if you make the bathroom scene the reconciliation instead of the nadir, but I think it is diluted. I like my Malfoid high grade. #malfoid
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Allow me to see if I can explain, however verbose I may be. This might be a long one! 🧵 The trend started when @redteneri's post went viral, with people instantly falling in love with the character design. There were quickly people asking REDTEN to draw her making out with other women from the wizarding world, to which he responded with “I drew this to make guys yearn again. Sorry, but stop asking me to turn it into yuri or something.” and “A few people won't shut up in my dms about how great it would be if she were trans. 1) Don't be annoying, I will block you. 2) That just wouldn't work.” This solidified that this character was made for normal people, not for a particular loud, annoying minority. In addition, those normal people immediately were taken with that word REDTEN used - “yearn”. For years now our culture has been inundated with an oppressive, grim, and depressing outlook on life. It has been unavoidable, to say the least. For women, it’s “would you choose the man or the bear,” or “it’s not ALL men, but it’s ALWAYS a man”, or merely the fact that the #1 clientele for pornography is men, while simultaneous the people shaming women for producing that pornography are, buy and large, men. These ideas stem from the valid critique that modern men have the capacity for incredible violence, hostility, and hypocrisy, and there is no shortage of stories of men doing just that. For men, it’s seeing things like Lindsay Clancy killing her children and vast swaths of people supporting her, or how it feels like 9 times out of 10, when a woman online says something, there’s an OnlyFans link in her bio, or how women seem to have opposite reactions to Shane Gillis’ gym jokes and Sydney Sweeney’s prediction market ads. These observations have led to the valid concern that modern women have the capacity for incredible violence, immodesty, and hypocrisy, and there is no shortage of stories of women doing just that. Regardless of how anyone feels on these subjects (I’m just one man, I’m definitely under no illusion that I’m going to solve modern gender wars by myself), the prognosis isn’t looking good. Popular culture reflects this - in feminist media, men are often depicted as toxically masculine or inept while women are depicted as “empowered” and without need of a man. In anti-feminist media, women are often depicted as sexually deviant or stupid while men are depicted as "empowered" and without need of a woman. I got married pretty quickly, so I can’t personally speak to this too well, but I have heard multiple stories about how horrific the dating scene is today. After all, with how much tension there is between men and women, why would we want to even be together? Enter REDTEN, and the word “yearn”. A killer character design combined with the purpose to bring desire back to male-female relationships. Then, a (rather genius, in my opinion) choice to refer to the character as Malfoid, which, on top of being a pun, was a way to gatekeep the character from that particular loud, annoying minority. Then an artist named @yunayuispink, being a normal person who fell in love with the character design, posted some fanart on Bluesky where she got insane amounts of hate because of the successful gatekeeping. Yunayu made the choice to not give in to the hate, and continued posting what she wanted anyways. This further solidified that Malfoid belongs to us normal people, and not to that particular loud, annoying minority. These things, plus another that I'll get to later, were the catalyst for the explosion of fan creations, if I had to point to it. Fanart, fanfiction, songs, and yearning. Oh, the yearning. Yearning for what? Not for the fictional Malfoid or the fictional Harry, but for real relationship. To find someone worthy of desire, and simultaneously to be someone worthy of desire. To love, and to be loved. For men, it’s the idea that they can find someone pretty and confident, who might still be a little rough around the edges, and fall in love with them. Someone worthy of being loved and desired. That they could become a Harry - someone worthy of being loved in return. That they could make sacrifices of themselves, perhaps utilizing their capacity for violence, to protect that which they love against the "Dark Lords" of this world, and that their someone would admire their sacrifice, support them when they falter against those evils, and make their sacrifice worth it. For women (once again, trying my best at diagnosis considering that I am not a man), I hope it's the idea that they can find someone handsome and strong, who might still be a little rough around the edges, and fall in love with them. That they could become a Malfoid - someone worthy of being loved and desired in return. That they could find someone who loves them enough to sacrifice for them, someone admirable, kind, and dangerous, someone who will protect them against the "Dark Lords" of this world, and that they could support when their someone falters against those evils, that they could make their sacrifice worth it. Furthermore, there has been another aspect to the trend that has inspired the creation of culture from these artists - and that is the observation many of us have had that J.K. Rowling's Wizarding World, beloved though it is, has some imperfections. These imperfections do not necessarily make the story worse or bad at all, but they do allow aspiring authors, dreamers, and yearners to "fill in the gaps", so to speak. The most impactful one that I'll point to was @MaroonR19's "fate defying expelliarmus", a photo of Harry and Malfoid both holding a single wand, simultaneously casting the spell that brought an end to the Dark Lord. This, in the opinion of many Malfoid enjoyers, would have been a perfect book-end to the canon story of Harry Potter; love stopped Voldemort that night at Godric's Hollow, and love, fully realized between two people who once were at odds with one another, stopped him again. Now, those who have read the books realize that Rowling actually did write this into the canon story (whether it was Snape's love for Lily Potter that drove him to side with Dumbledore, eventually spelling Voldemort's defeat, or the same love that Lily had for Harry rebounding, and Voldemort grafting a piece of his soul onto Harry - that one sacrifice Lily made saved him twice), but it did not resonate as firmly as this idea has. I've seen all different kinds of thoughts on Rowling's gaps in the storytelling; whether it's Ginny's lackluster romance story, Draco Malfoy's lack of a fully-fledged redemption arc, how Harry had more chemistry than Ron did with Hermione (this last critique is, admittedly, more understandable from people who only watched the movies), or the fact that the theme of love conquering evil seems to play second fiddle for fetch quests and elder wand shenanigans in The Deathly Hallows. The Malfoid-enjoying community has taken to creating art and stories that provide alternative ideas to these points, and however cringe outsiders may find it, these Harry Potter fanfictions and alternate universes have been, on the large, wholesome; notably different than the reputation that Harry Potter fanfictions from a decade and a half ago. Malfoid enjoyers are having fun spending time dreaming up scenarios where Harry and Dracaena (I'm not playing favorites with the name, just using it as it's the one I see most frequently) fall in love at the Yule Ball, scenarios in the future where they have a family with little kids running around, or where one or both of them return to Hogwarts as adults as professors. A little bit of a wholesome snapshot into where Rowling's beloved story could have gone, were the seemingly small change made to swap Draco Malfoy for a different character, Dracaena Malfoy. To me, it's genuinely impressive how much such a change improves the story. The community is very wide, and many people have different ideas, often at odds or otherwise contradicting each other. There are artists who use AI as a tool, people who use AI to entirely generate "new scenes" for an alternate universe, and artists who despise AI altogether. But despite these conflicting ideas, they all have agreed chiefly on one main idea: Malfoid is worth yearning for.
Replying to @ConformingImage
I've actually asked people about the point or motivation behind the trend. No one has ever given an answer. Usually the thread turns weird in the avoiding answering.
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FAE MEETS MODERN HUMAN Audio by @ZacSpeaksGiant
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Yesss Anya, this is the blueprint. You know what you must do. For the mission.
Anya is completely invested in the Malfoid saga #SPY_FAMILY
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The Malfoy-Potter family miss an opportunity to move next to the Granger-Weasely family...
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Hear ye! Hear ye!🔔@PunishedTimo is launching his brand-new book today. Godspeed, my dude royalroad.com/fiction/200195…
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Gryffindor, though I wouldn't be ashamed of Ravenclaw. I really wish we'd gotten to explore the other houses more, rather than just "The Protagonist house, and these other jerkoffs."
Soo, what is your Hogwarts house? As much as I want it to be slyherin because of #Malfoid im just a hufflepuff, its just who iam. Interesting to hear from others
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Dracaena got a new acceptance letter and it's not from Hogwarts
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You know how much I dislike the George R. R. "Can't Finish a Book to Save my Life" Martin "there are no heroes, everyone is morally grey" trope. You can err in the other direction, though, and make the hero just too pure. When a hero falls, I mean really falls, and does something he'll regret for the rest of his life, something he can never take back nor truly make up for, it can become an enduring lesson in moral humility and make him strong. St. Peter, in his darkest hour, denied Christ. This doesn't make him Judas. It makes him, after going through the fire, the prince of all the Saints. I think it makes Harry a deeper character if he has done a thing he can never take back, something he has to live with for the rest of his life. It also makes more sense in the Draconia AU because it creates a degree of balance: she has done some heinous stuff. It's complicated, of course, from her upbringing, her family's expectations, Voldemort's threats and manipulations. But she still did it. Sectumsempra gives Harry a perspective where he can more naturally forgive her for the various things she's done, because he also has done something he feels to be unforgivable. There's a lot of talk in the books about Unforgivable Curses, but this is primarily a legal category in HP. They are not actually treated as "curses which are absolutely evil and no non-evil person would ever use them," because that's simply not what the are. Harry uses 2 of the 3 in book 7, and it isn't treated as a big deal or as compromising his moral character deeply. They're tools. The AK curse is just a gun. They're neutral. It all depends on how you use them and why. Sectumsempra is morally neutral too. It wasn't the casting, it was the consequences. In the Draconia/SS timeline, Harry isn't even morally unjustified in casting the damned thing. She is in the middle of throwing a Crutiatus at him, which certainly justifies a Sectumsempra if you know what it does, and justifies a spell that you don't know what it does too. (I am setting aside that in the Draconia/SS timeline, although she TRIES to cast a Crucio at Harry, she fails, because she can't do it: she doesn't hate him enough to WANT him to suffer. This is true and important, but HE doesn't know that. It happens too fast. He only hears her start with "Cruci—".) On the surface, Harry hasn't even done anything strictly wrong — stupid and reckless? maybe. But wouldn't you use an unknown spell if it was all you had when someone's aiming a torture curse at you? People could even tell him this. That he was justified. That he didn't do anything wrong here. He's a hero. But Harry knows he did something wrong, something unforgivable. He can't take it back. He can only resolve never to do something like that again, no matter what. He will not hide behind "It was technically justified, because it was self-defense. Her injuries, while unfortunate and more than I meant to do, don't really reflect badly on me." One of the serious deficiencies in the Harry Potter books is that there isn't very much of a redemption arc. There's Snape, but his loyalties and decisions are complicated. It isn't a clear and decisive turn away from the darkness. Draconia can do that. She can really repent. That has weight. Harry needs to be able to meet her there too. And that means he has to understand what it is to have done something unforgivable, and ask for forgiveness anyway. Preferably done something unforgivable to her. "Preferably" in terms of the story, the narrative. Contrary to that twatwaffle who was calling the SS scene "torture porn," you don't do this Draconia or to Harry because we enjoy their suffering. You do it because stories are about human beings, and sin and redemption are at the core of that. You do this to these two so that later on they can truly unite, the two of them holding a single wand and destroy the dark lord. You do Sectumsempra so you can have Two Hearts, One Wand. You show them HERE, at their lowest points, so when you see them much later, married and surrounded by at least 8 kids, you can appreciate more deeply what that MEANS.
If you remove the Sectumsempra scene, you don't get this.
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This is probably going to interest literally no one that follows me, but I was this 🤏 close to declaring a one-man war on Paramount and launching my own AI powered Star Trek fan show before the Malfoid phenomena dropped. Luckily yearning is stronger than hate, so I'm happily back on my original fiction that I've let stagnate ever since I started my current job. Never say never, though.
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nothing to see here
Dumbledore saw nothing
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Me when I smell a freshly baked pie at the launch site:
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So true.
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There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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"fanfiction doesn't affect anything, it's not serious, why are you trying to reclaim it" Whew
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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The sale is still on going! On top of that, both audiobooks (read by me, the author!) are now available on Kindle+ and Audible. Here’s a few samples of my narration 😁
To do some self shilling I want to announce that my original fantasy series, Hedge Knight, is on sale for $0.99 per ebook! That means you can get two books for $2! This is a week long sale, so get it while its hot! If you want action, adventure, likable and weighty characters, and just an a fun romp through two relatively self contained stories, look no further! Further details below: The Knight from Nothing (Book 1): Fortune favors the bold. For Helbram? He’ll have to make due with relentlessness instead. A lifetime of denial, combined with a condition that has left him without the spiritual powers of the Awoken or the magical might of Mages, has cracked and scuffed an unbreaking will that continues to march along a path that seems to deny him at every step. Ambition still burns within, but it’s been reduced to embers, fueling hands that still reach for goals that remain out of reach. Or so he thought. A mission to wipe out a band of bandits goes wrong and Helbram is forced into a fight for survival along with the stragglers of the failed expedition, trapped by technology from an age long past. Within the chaos of this conflict, the faded flames of dead dreams spark anew. And the first steps of a legend make themselves known. --- A Trial of Six Virtues (Book 2) Secrets lie beneath the Golden Peak. With the ruthless Band of Red ousted, the village of Goldshire recovers from their violent occupation. Helbram and his party aid in rebuilding, but restlessness persists among the people. An ancient door long sealed since time immemorial has been unearthed within the depths of the mountain: a door that, if mishandled, will obliterate the entire region and all who inhabit it. But hope yet remains in a chance encounter. Scholars from far and wide have come to investigate the mysterious Golden Peak and venture into its depths. However, their zealous inquiries couldn't prepare them for the dangers that await. And ancient trials long forgotten begin again. LINK TO SERIES DOWN IN REPLY
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