@ClassADude

I follow smart, funny people. Big plus to anyone with horror in their profile. I am liberal and #BLM .

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Joined October 2010
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Woke up naked in the forest next to a bloody deer carcass the morning after a full moon again. Weird.
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Jenny Doesnt Know@HighlyIngenious1h
Came home to do what you knew I was gonna do: watch horror movies with the cats & have some cheese
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Dammit Bits@DammitBits2h
Go “hey grok” yourself into an active volcano.
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Witches would like you to think they only perform witchcraft one hour per night.
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sixfootcandy@sixfootcandy2h
I’m never clumsier than when someone asks me to be quiet.
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F. Scott Fitz Spooky@FScottFitzJesse3h
My heart is made to be broken—like a bike helmet.
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ashley noelle
@ash_isawitch3h
If I’m putting myself in your shoes, they better not be Crocs.
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Mac Dickson@MacDicksonShow3h
Shhhhhh… Do you hear it? I do believe that the hidden Halloween candy is calling my name.
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Dammit Bits@DammitBits5h
Put a pepperoncini in my pussy IDGAF
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Brunette Bohemian@Jane_Doe824h
I feel like celebrity worship is slowly dying and I really hope it’s true.
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEric6h
Have we ever thought to ask the daylight if it even wants to be saved.
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Emo Philips
@EmoPhilips28 Oct 2024
more work, but you can taste the difference
Physics In History
@PhysInHistory21 Sep 2024
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan
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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrell5h
someone sending you a vm of them laughing out loud at something you said: cute or deranged?
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Stu, For Real@StuForReal5h
Well this calls for a some such something or another
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DaddyJew@DaddyJew7h
creamy chicken noodle soup is just regular chicken noodle soup that’s really excited you’re sick
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*Man inventing pockets in trousers* Women should never wield this kind of power.
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rainer fm@rainerfm12h
The number one cause of dry eye is too much tear evaporation. -- emily dickinson or Madison Avenue exec?
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Jen@SleepEatScreamJun 1
When you stop looking for it is when you'll find it. Happiness, love, your last fuck.
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Two uncarved pumpkins sit nervously on a quilt of political flyers and supermarket ads desperately hoping for a pardon from my wife or son.
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Jenny Doesnt Know@HighlyIngenious7h
I was supposed to make chili but I forgot to take the meat out yesterday. Now I’ll be thinking about it until I make it tomorrow.
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Jenny Doesnt Know@HighlyIngenious7h
I had to buy groceries & get gas. Don’t talk to me until I recover from this financial loss.
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