I follow smart, funny people. Big plus to anyone with horror in their profile. I am liberal and #BLM .
NorCal
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Woke up naked in the forest next to a bloody deer carcass the morning after a full moon again. Weird.
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I hope people rally around that little soccer prodigy.
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Well, I'm under review again. I'll probably be stripped of all the glorious blue check mark fame. See all you other losers in the free cheese line.
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What is the tick situation like on the sets of From
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There's always a slight delay when I have to distinguish between a wheel and a tire.
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When you consider someone, consider your baseline. Your perspective could be ass.
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#NoticedSomethingOdd but at least they were well labeled.
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Getting paperwork to fill prior to a doctors appointment is the equivalent of getting a coloring book and crayons as a kid . Itโs to occupy you
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The best thing about having a day off is not having to wake up to the alarm clock but your biological clock still has you up at the same time as the alarm clock
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The fish squishery is the best part of the caviar factory tour.
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The long twisty tale about why your brain is referred to as a noodle ends with tomato sauce and fresh basil.
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Sacrificing Reese's cups to honor the peanut butter demons who haven't doomed me with allergies.
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Came home to do what you knew I was gonna do: watch horror movies with the cats & have some cheese
