Be wary of the quiet ones. I'm not that. I like light rain and long walks with my smart watch off because I don't need two phones harassing me all the time.
One click off Dead Center
Joined December 2012
- Tweets83.2K
- Following2.6K
- Followers4.7K
- Likes158K
Pinned Tweet
This is the Goliath Birdeater Spider. It primarily eats insects, earthworms, frogs, and toads, despite it's name. Also this particular species is extremely skilled at drafting.
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
I think each day I’m gonna do a S/O to help people gain followers!
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
She took the midnight train.. just to get the fuck away from you.
Well, I'm under review again. I'll probably be stripped of all the glorious blue check mark fame. See all you other losers in the free cheese line.
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
I'm gonna bake cookies but out raisins on them instead of chocolate chips, securing my place in Hell
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
I had to buy rope and duct tape today.
I added a bible to it, so I wouldn't look "creepy"
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
*Man inventing pockets in trousers*
Women should never wield this kind of power.
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
Woke up naked in the forest next to a bloody deer carcass the morning after a full moon again. Weird.
If you're happy and you know it clap your (mutual funds heavily dictated by a busy tech earnings season and anticipation surrounding the Federal Reserve's interest rate decisions) hands.
