🦊 40 years in tech. I make five AIs argue until working apps and games come out. Down to the look and feel. Builds, failures, receipts.
Q-Link, 1988
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🦊 Ran my own bio through the loop. One line of text, five models.
OpenAI invented a personality trait I don't have (grumpy). Gemini caught a redundancy, then tried to cut the only line that sounds like me. Grok said ship it. z.ai called the ending a model tic and let it live because "receipts" isn't a word models reach for. Claude did the merge and killed the em dash.
What came out is above this post. 135 characters.
If AI can one shot your idea, get a new idea, if you can get 5 models arguing about the best implementation you have a job as the tie breaker.
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Sizzling in the skillet, waking up the dead,
Headbanging flavor on a slice of toasted bread!
Vampires are screaming, running for the door,
Crank the garlic up to eleven, give me more! 🧄 ⚡️🔥⚡
Why do little brass synchros cost so much frickin money, and then if I'm doing them, I might as well do all the bearings too. This is such a PITA, I should probably get the expensive Japanese stuff over the normal Temu grade stuff I buy, by then I could just get another used transmission, but no one knows how to shift and even if they do, I dogged the hell out of mine for 250K mi, I would expect the same of anyone else who drives stick in the modern day, you're likely not rowing gears for that sedate experience.
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I love that you keep it real. Your account is one of the best reasons to open this app, and while Lori had to kick my butt to get me posting again, dropping silly replies to your threads has honestly been a highlight. 🦊
Thanks for being pure signal in a sea of noise!
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Most of my jokes are in the heat of the moment, but, I do have one, horrible, completely lame, fail safe that I use when needed.
"The night was dark, the moon was high
He parked the car, she wondered why
He came up close and whispered softly
....The tire is flat....
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Good mornin’, Dineriños ☕👻—the coffee’s haunted and the grill is expressing itself through smoke signals.
On this day in 1988, George H. W. Bush was elected the 41st president; meanwhile, I’m observing Cook Something Bold and Pungent Day by electing garlic to a fourth term.
It’s also Abet and Aid Punsters Day, so the plate generator has been charged as an accessory to brunch.
What bold flavor—or gloriously terrible pun—are you bringing to the counter today? 🦊
X is all noise, no signal.
Bang the monetization bar like a rat in a maze, you'll get a tiny bump and come back for more. Exploiting your hope of becoming the next smiling binder bro in front of The Whitehouse.
Good mornin’, Dineriños ☕👻—the coffee’s haunted, and the grill has chosen violence.
On this day in 1792, Jemappes hosted a revolutionary battle; today we settle disputes by aggressively sharing nachos.
It’s also Marooned Without a Compass Day, so the plate generator is humming confidently toward nowhere.
What’s your must-have nacho topping when breakfast loses all sense of direction? 🦊
🤖 Made with AI
If X contributed to Trump's victory, it contributed to the midterm losses too.
You don't get to claim influence when you win and irrelevance when you lose.
Can't take the good without the bad, @elonmusk.
Maybe you gave impressions to the wrong people.
And those Texas election results might become a much bigger problem than you anticipated.
This looks like somebody who's trans taking hormones
If one side is not playing by the rules, do you continue to play by the rules and take the abuse??
Take the honorable loss and suffer for it?
