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Bumbling Commandant trying to see ze var out quietly whilst acquiring ze odd nik-nak for my retirement. Zere is no need to shout @PrivateHelga. #TeamAlloAllo

Nouvion France
Joined January 2014
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Just seen @offcrabtree fumbling wiz his truncheon, looking shifty too. Must have a word wiz @gestapoflick to 'monitor' his movements.
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Danke for ze follow Herr Mikey V @mgv1306 - up ze Town!
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Glückliches neues jahr everybody - esp all ze fans of #TeamAlloAllo #HeilHitler
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Colonel Von Strohm retweeted
The installation is complete. #TowerPoppies #ArmisticeDay #WeWillRememberThem
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Colonel Von Strohm retweeted
Dad's Army Fans won't be live tweeting tonight as we will be at the village quiz - enjoy the show on @BBCTwo at 7:30pm
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Hey, tvitter dummkopfs - zere is only vun official @PoppyLegion twibbon. Get yours here: twibbon.com/support/RBL-Popp… Bevare of immitations!
Please help support RBL Poppy Appeal, add a #Twibbon now! twb.ly/OEqwMF
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@Marshall5Sharon You shouldn't have bozzered my dear, ve vill start ze bombing soon and zen you vill need your Hoover. hahahaha
Guten Morgen Herr @gestapoflick - you must be so proud of ze tactics used by ze SNP Yestapo brigade. #indyref
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Colonel Von Strohm retweeted
Zey sink its all over................ #GermanyVsPortugal
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Sank you vey much for ze follow @DolfyAdolf - I am standing very proud and erect!
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Colonel Von Strohm retweeted
#MUFC manager Ryan Giggs announces a move away from the old 4-4-2 formation as he much prefers a shapely 34-24-34
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Best wishes to all #LondonMarathon runners! Wonderful courage and so many worthy #UK charities boosting their essential funds.
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