I am Private Helga Geerhart, @ColVonStrohm's secretary and confused fiancé of @gestapoflick #TeamAlloAllo
Nouvion France
Joined October 2013
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Oh Herr Flick @gestapoflick - you really know how to sveep a girl off her feet. Happy Valentine's Day
FFS #whereismyvalentine #wetfish
Herr Flick @gestapoflick ze intelligence has arrived from Berlin on ze Yankies - good news I sink.
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Loads of sitcoms made their TV debut in 2014. But which was the best? Vote for the best here: comedy.co.uk/awards/2014/
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Glückliches neues jahr everybody - esp all ze fans of #TeamAlloAllo
#HeilHitler
Oh @gestapoflick - I have finished cleaning your firearms, all ready for your traditional new years day peasant shoot. xxxx
Zat awkward moment at ze ATM, ven you confuse safety fuse wiz detonation cord. news.sky.com/story/1399815/c…
Happy Christmas all esp @gestapoflick @ColVonStrohm @Lt_HubertGruber @gvonklink @CptHansGeering @MonsieurAlfonse @offcrabtree @_Rene_Artois
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During WW1, the Tower of London moat wasn't filled with #TowerPoppies, but vegetables! :-)
Danke for ze follow Herr @DoomedFrazer - so nice to be followed by anuzzer porridge wog. #nothanks
@DolfyAdolf @ColVonStrohm @JosefMengeleDr I am reliably informed zat vet celery, an egg vhisk and a flying helmet is his preference!?!.
Conchita, eat your Wurst............. you turn into a right diva when you're hungry. twitpic.com/e3npzw