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Gi pants and cowboy boots. Called the corniest motherfucker who ever corned.

Joined March 2015
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Omg. In a shocking moment, Nancy Bolan, a fired USAID worker and tonight’s guest of Rep. Ritchie Torres — reveals that Donald Trump has pulled the U.S. from the global polio eradication initiative — which threatens its spread to the U.S. Every single American should see this.
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Virgin weirdo. Id call ya gay but even the gays aren’t hating like this.
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Every damn time.
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Smells of desperation
Your Automobile Insurance is up 73% — VOTE FOR TRUMP, I’LL CUT THAT NUMBER IN HALF!
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Brah getting a pay day and hopefully a new address. The former tenants gonna ventilate him if they find out. . .
money really can come from anywhere 😂
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No lie, this is some modern day Bugs Bunny energy. Absolute cinema. Order a whole season, animated. Please n thank you.
Saw this on the toilet at work, I was crying bro
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Okay I get that ADHD meds are kinda like meth but I seriously suffer because I do not like taking mine and some days I skip it. Years ago I tried like taking triple just to see and it just sucked too. I don't know what to tell you but this isn't recreational at all for me.
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Betcha their main is Peach. Our holy lady of djc.
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Ah Buffalo ❤️
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Ive managed women. Its pretty easy to not be a creep or an ass.
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Could be worse! Could’ve found him in another woman.
She caught her boyfriend, who was not answering her calls, in the arcade. Rip
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We only say this because were jealous.
Your european colleagues when you try following up with them on a critical project due two weeks ago
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This is making me so angry. The accuracy.
Engineering: “the feature is not ready yet, so let’s not tell customers yet and jump the..” Sales:
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If anything these should be a bit higher. City council is big job. You want experienced people. If the job pays nothing then only people who can afford to do nothing will do it. Thats pretty much the rich and the old. Thats doesn’t go well for anyone.
Texas City Council Salaries: •Austin — $116,688; $134,192 •Houston — $62,983; $236,189 •Dallas — $60,000; $80,000 •El Paso — $52,500; $78,750 •San Antonio — $45,722; $61,725 •Fort Worth — $25,000; $29,000 •Corpus Christi — $6,000; $9,000 •Plano — $1,000; $2,000 •Lubbock — $300; $900 •Arlington — $200/month; $250/month •Richardson — $100/meeting; $100 meeting •Garland — $0; $0 Source: Dallas Express
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“what are you listening to gojo ?”
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원래 사랑이란건 잘 해낼 줄 알면서도 계속계속 걱정이 되는 것이랍니다................... #echoesofwisdom
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OUR TIME HAS COME!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 ZELDA IS PLAYABLE MY FRIENDS
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One step closer to a sleep study.
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Bring two flamethrowers, melt Chargers twice as fast. Also try spawn killing any bug coming out of a breach or hole, very satisfying. Bonus- Eagle Napalm strike is top tier defense during evac.
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Sure, cocaine is great so yeah.
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