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imagine if it was coming out of a bottle with precisely cut ridges that shot the beer down your gullet at the speed of light
Here’s to the @brewers from our brewers. Introducing the Miller Lite Clinch Cans, filled with the very beer that was being made in Milwaukee the exact moment the team won it all.
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I’m sorry you’re telling me this is Haley Stevens’ actual husband and not Bubbles from the Israeli spinoff of trailer park boys
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The notorious conman Vivek Ramaswamy's fearmongering about NYC is especially hilarious, given that his personal phone number has a Manhattan area code (646).
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If you gave Andy Reid a gun with one bullet and put him in a room with Hitler and Stalin, he’d sign both of them and let Rashee Rice use the gun
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team. "He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that." Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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How can you introduce a new character called Jason TURKISH and have him be BALD AS HELL???? Get new writers!
#MichiganSenate Detroit News: Haley Stevens' fiancé Jason Turkish says he believes Abdul El-Sayed is anti-semitic which has convinced him to vote for Mike Rogers. Turkish intends to attend a Mike Rogers event on Wednesday, Oct. 28, in Birmingham. There, Rogers is set to take part in a forum sponsored by the Republican Jewish Coalition titled, "Who Will Keep Us Safe? Rogers vs. El-Sayed in the Wake of October 7th and the Temple Israel Attack."
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Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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Kneecap and Bob Vylan are banned from the US for criticism of Israel
Kylian Mbappé lost all his Chinese sponsors this morning after saying Mao Zedong was a dictator This would never happen if you call any U.S or EU leader a dictator I choose Westen democracies over China and autocracies any day of the week!
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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Rob man, youre still on the dating apps tho? We met this summer but after three weeks of us hanging out, every day you blocked me with 0 explanation. Thats not nice, especially for someone who seems to have a secret macho atmosphere online away from this.
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Ohio voters already must show photo ID at the polls. Issue 3 doesn’t boost election security at all. Its twin purposes are to repeat unsupported claims about election integrity & block any future General Assembly from broadening the definition of acceptance photo IDs. VOTE NO.
Replying to @jbalmert
Treasurer Robert Sprague, who is running for Secretary of State: “If you have to show photo ID to buy a beer in the state of Ohio, I think that you should have to show a photo ID to be able to vote in the great state of Ohio,” he said. Issue 3 would put photo ID in Constitution.
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In this Ohio auditorium…
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CollegeHumor in 2012: the 5 ways you get your dick sucked in college Dropout in 2026: We asked 3 softspoken millenial men to improvise how they'd hold your hand as you come out to your parents as bisexual
it remains so so funny that CollegeHumor began as a low-budget, frequently mean sketch channel for edgy 20-somethings, and has become a wildly high-budget, play-it-safe improv platform with the most Care Bear audience imaginable
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Brett Veach doesn’t watch film of any of the other 31 NFL teams to make personnel decisions he just Googles past Chiefs rosters and the sex offender registry
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What makes this especially vile is that in a taped 2020 interview with Operation Rescue, Donna Arthur acknowledged the allegations that Cledith Arthur had raped his biological daughter in a previous marriage. Here those accusations are confirmed by the late siter:
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So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
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how are you supposed to explain that the Deptartment of Education is posting nods to alt-right pedophilic gender-swapping fanfic without sounding like an insane person
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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he’s the elizabeth holmes of football coaches. all of these things are simply happening around him and he has no explanation for any of it. but he’s also the boss
The lack of self reflection in this answer is super telling and is really sad frankly. Head coaches grade things all the time. Their players. Each week in practice and in their games. Their coaches. The game plans and the in-game performance. The prospects they are looking at. On and on. And any GOOD leader is always looking at himself and grading himself. The best ones even hire outside people to look and grade them with fresh eyes. This program can’t go anywhere with a leader who refuses to look at himself with a critical lens. The gifts he had as a player that allowed him to not grade himself did not follow him into coaching. His physical gifts can’t help him in coaching. Any leader tasked with evaluating and grading other people should take the time to sit down and evaluate and grade himself just like everyone else. You can’t get better without an honest look at who you are, how you lead, and what role did you have in the negative parts of what is happening to your team. Self reflection. Introspection. Find the places for needed improvement. Put a grade on it. #SkoBuffs
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lmao the notorious conman’s team appears to have finally gotten around to editing the convicted pedophile out of the ad featuring the pedophile’s wife crying about potentially losing her house if we elect amy acton
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It is buck wild watching Christians get Flannery O'Connor's icicle of justice and actually notice other humans exist for the first time. It's like they're all Tracy Jordan in the 30 Rock bit where he didn't realize all women had parents until he had a daughter.
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His family needs all the help they can get, considering he thinks it's ok to discipline a 5 month old infant.
I just increased the fundraising goal for Samuel Sey's family. It's still unclear how long this process will take, and his wife and small children will need help making ends meet while he's unable to work. Thank you, everyone, for your kindness! Please give what you can, and pray for our brother in Christ and his family. givesendgo.com/support-for-s…
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I would watch a TV show that’s just conservatives trying to guess the percentages of things for money and never making any money.
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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