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Long suffering Washington sports fan. #RaiseHail #ForTheDistrict

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Joined April 2023
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this is the first time i've seen an INT described in this way
They will say ANYTHING except “Josh Allen threw an interception”
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Jayden Daniels has the lowest average pocket time in the NFL at 1.8 seconds #RaiseHail
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AJ DYBANTSA POSTER!!
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grandma fc not impressed with the Keefe performance...
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AJ Dybantsa… Oh my
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Ima be real you can’t flex money if you were born rich
Bronny James has words with a fan in Detroit: “Can you run a mile? How much money you make a year?” 💀 (via @FadeAwayMedia)
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Flexing money when his dad is the whole reason he’s still in the league 🤣🤣
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Replying to @42Cyc
Even without bias I think Daniels is still the best and is playing consistently well enough but has by far the worst supporting cast of the group between teammates and coaching. Def plays the cleanest but results being so skewed the opposite way shows wins are a team stat.
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The fact that Caleb Williams can throw for 4 interceptions and his team STILL WINS, should eliminate him from any MVP consideration immediately Cause clearly you ain’t that valuable
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If you’re a Bears fan, you should feel pretty good that Ben Johnson could probably win it all with a replacement level qb
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Caleb Williams has 3 interception in the first half. He’s up by 14 points. Wins aren’t a QB stat…
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Drake Maye INTs this season vs playoff teams & non-playoff teams from last season
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Jayden finally started slingin it in the end even with pressure in his face on like 70% of snaps and look how it moved us down the field better than the entire game. Look what happens when you let your qb air the ball instead of calling handoffs and checkdowns for 2 hours Blough
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The Washington Commanders have, in the same year, ran a shovel pass for a game-deciding two-point conversion, ran out the clock during the final moments of overtime, and ran a hook-and-lateral for a game-deciding final play. Two of the three against division rivals. If people still have jobs after this, there's no justice in this world.
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Commanders don’t need to trade for anybody at this point. Just keep losing, get a possible top 5 pick and a whole new coaching staff.
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WSH decided to punt to LAR from the LAR 40* on 4th & 6* with 8:21 remaining in the 4th while losing 13 to 20. With a Surrender Index of 123.03, this punt ranks at the 100th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 99.9th percentile of all punts since 1999.
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Another terrible procedural offense. It’s time to change something with this team. Gotta just pull the plug on Quinn cause this is just a waste of time
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Please stop running the ball on every 1st down
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Worst and most undisciplined offensive line in history
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Alright good lord please we have to score 7 here
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