Long suffering Washington sports fan. #RaiseHail #ForTheDistrict
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Coolectable retweeted
Jayden Daniels has the lowest average pocket time in the NFL at 1.8 seconds
#RaiseHail
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Ima be real you can’t flex money if you were born rich
Bronny James has words with a fan in Detroit:
“Can you run a mile? How much money you make a year?” 💀
(via @FadeAwayMedia)
Coolectable retweeted
Even without bias I think Daniels is still the best and is playing consistently well enough but has by far the worst supporting cast of the group between teammates and coaching. Def plays the cleanest but results being so skewed the opposite way shows wins are a team stat.
Coolectable retweeted
The fact that Caleb Williams can throw for 4 interceptions and his team STILL WINS, should eliminate him from any MVP consideration immediately
Cause clearly you ain’t that valuable
Coolectable retweeted
Caleb Williams has 3 interception in the first half. He’s up by 14 points.
Wins aren’t a QB stat…
Coolectable retweeted
Jayden finally started slingin it in the end even with pressure in his face on like 70% of snaps and look how it moved us down the field better than the entire game. Look what happens when you let your qb air the ball instead of calling handoffs and checkdowns for 2 hours Blough
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The Washington Commanders have, in the same year, ran a shovel pass for a game-deciding two-point conversion, ran out the clock during the final moments of overtime, and ran a hook-and-lateral for a game-deciding final play. Two of the three against division rivals.
If people still have jobs after this, there's no justice in this world.
Coolectable retweeted
Commanders don’t need to trade for anybody at this point. Just keep losing, get a possible top 5 pick and a whole new coaching staff.
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WSH decided to punt to LAR from the LAR 40* on 4th & 6* with 8:21 remaining in the 4th while losing 13 to 20.
With a Surrender Index of 123.03, this punt ranks at the 100th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 99.9th percentile of all punts since 1999.
Coolectable retweeted
If I’m running a team and Sam Presti calls me about a guy I’m immediately hanging up the phone, calling my coach, and telling him play the guy 30 min a night because clearly there is something there
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A tradition like no other. MFs can be in vegetative states but somehow get healthy enough to play Washington.
#Rams star Myles Garrett, working his way back from knee surgery that landed him on Injured Reserve, is on track to be activated ahead of Sunday vs. the #Commanders, per me and @RapSheet.
Garrett has practiced all week and all indications point towards him playing. A big lift.
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This is so ridiculous for a rookie who was supposed to be “lazy” on the defensive end
