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An excoriating piece on the very existence of #mcfc from Larry Gracious at @CreamofMamucium
Read and share around, particularly to any Bertie’s you may know. They’d really enjoy this
creamofmanchester.substack.c…
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35 years ago today – Brian McClair scored the best goal from Sir Alex Ferguson's time as manager.
A thing of footballing beauty 🤣
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United going down and the shit show behind the scenes being exposed on a fucking documentary would arguably be the most fitting end to the Glazer's time at the club.
Sadly, I remember 20 years ago when many thought they weren't a problem... You hear that much less these days.
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Maybe because you're massive cheats Elliot?
“Everywhere we go, we get it.” 📢
Elliot Anderson on the hostile reception Man City have faced at away grounds in the Premier League this season 👀
🎙️ @jules_breach | 📺 Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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Found this quote in an old club magazine.
It's from *checks notes* every United signing between 1996-2003.
Fancy that, another communication from @ManUtd about the stadium straight on the back of another defeat.
United’s attempts at deflection have the subtlety of an elephant’s foot.
Robbo couldn’t have done it to more deserving bloke.
#OnThisDay 21st of October 1989:
Bryan Robson - the evil football genius took out the c**t that is David Speedie and the referee who was probably a c**t too in one beautiful movement 🤣
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What we saying @ManUtd
So after what happened at Old Trafford for Galatasaray and Rangers, here is a hospitality offering for Roma where you DON’T have to be a member etc to buy two tickets (£330 for two). Will ST holders get blamed again?! virginexperiencedays.co.uk/p…
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Hancock, Johnson and the rest should be in prison.
BREAKING: The social care sector "appeared to be something of an afterthought" and there was no "protective ring" for care homes, the COVID inquiry has found.
Sky's @BarnabyPap has more on this story.
trib.al/QR4t8y3
📺 Sky 501
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Crystal Palace v MUFC to be played at 2am on the moon in a venue shift for a better TV experience.
“We despise football fans who attend football matches in person and want to make that clearer,” said a spokesperson.
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The writing was on the wall long ago. Backbeat from @RedIssue March '04, lifting the lid (as it always seemed to do back then), on the gimps USA/Tampa rep, horse jizz, Coolmore and a little bit on Fergie's shady dealings...
Spurious rumours, surely?
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My first Manchester Oxford Road memory.
Going to a party in 1988 in Sheffield. Stop at OR.
And this crew of Man United got on, looking cool AF.
Big coats, baggy jeans, Armani sweats, slicked-back hair etc. Pure pre-acid chic.
Had to keep quiet, obvs. But was impressed.
Especially for @suddiraval – my two-part journey from Manchester Piccadilly to Deansgate and beyond.
Without doubt, my favourite stretch of urban railway in the UK.
Part 1: Piccadilly to Oxford Rd
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In Britain your election gets voided if you give people a free biscuit while they’re queuing to vote
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Important context needed: Trump previously promised 2 dividends and never followed through.
In early 2025, Trump publicly backed a roughly $5,000 “DOGE dividend”
In November 2025, he promised a $2,000 “tariff dividend”
newsweek.com/every-dividend…