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Kenya🇰🇪
Joined August 2019
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Hakuna Ticket inaweza pull massive voter turnout kama hii.
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Lakini Hannes Bend anafinya bwana 😂😂😂
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Mzae amesaka jina yangu kwa graduation list akanikosa,hajui mimi ndio Sifuna
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One of us
Replying to @Kenyans
Almost looks like historical photos, wow!
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Replying to @Kenyans
Almost looks like historical photos, wow!
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Replying to @gladyswanga
Class imewakataa kabisa. Out here looking like Quickmart Druski
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Replying to @Kev_Ngeno
Denzel and Albert for me! Heavenly
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Tuwamalize
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The World Bank is saying wantam without saying wantam. There, decoded. ⚖️
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Ruto forgot to invite some of his sons. Japrado,Osama otero, Asamoh the githeri master and Oguda.
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Pewa bedsitter hapo affordable houses
Replying to @_mr_mutinda
Mutinda sina rent karibu nafungiwa nyumba
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I know you have ice cream brain cells that melt under pressure. No wonder you struggle to understand predictions.
EXAMINATION LEAKAGES MUST BE STOPPED! It is disturbing that some politicians are allegedly accessing and revising the same examination papers used to assess students, only to later brag that they predicted the questions correctly. I call upon the Ministry of Education (MOE) and the Kenya National Examinations Council (KNEC) to investigate these allegations and take firm action against any officers involved in leaking examination papers. This practice disadvantages hardworking candidates who have no access to the so-called online revision platforms and their so-called “thief masters.” National examinations must be fair, transparent and equal for every candidate. We cannot allow a few well-connected individuals to compromise the future of our children. NI UCHUNGU SANA!!
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Bien is completely sifunated siku ya swearing in Sifuna Hapo Talanta stadium akituchezea all my enemies are suffering itakua epic ajab🔥😩❤️
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Dear @FCBayern & @AFCAjax: It won’t work. Kenyans are furious with this rogue regime. Our healthcare is collapsing, local clubs are starved, and Harambee Stars beg for allowances. We will not stay silent while taxpayer money is wasted on your PR stunts. Stay away.
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Human rights activists and citizens in Kenya have launched a campaign, urging FC Bayern and Ajax to boycott the scheduled friendly between the two teams in Nairobi on January 5th. Critics argue that public funds and millions are being misallocated toward an expensive international exhibition match amid domestic economic pressures, the rising cost of living, healthcare challenges and human rights issues. They also claim that this match serves as a political leverage and campaign tool ahead of upcoming elections amid ongoing public discontent over governance, taxation, and human rights in the country 🇰🇪
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What do we have here 👀
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Yaani HE has filled his walls with photos of US! Yaani sisi Sifuna's 🥹....ofisi yetu mamae😊
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Serikali ya MamaMboga !
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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Normalize using 'I' unless you're pregnant!
Enough reason we are not voting for Sifuna.
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