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Trying not to get attached to my illiquid jpegs

Joined March 2021
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Crypto Gucci retweeted
Replying to @Pumpfun
WARNING: Do not interact with PumpFun, it is a malicious app designed to give you the worst odds conceivably possible, you WILL lose your funds to scammers including the team and all those affiliated.
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Crypto Gucci retweeted
Replying to @Pumpfun
Nigga your fucking app is dead and nothing is moving rn. Almost everybody getting raped and instead of finding fucking solution you guys are posting sum bullshit called drillers squad yeah bro for sure. I hope Pumpfun dies in 2027 so people don’t have to lose their money ever again.
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Crypto Gucci retweeted
Stocks up. Crypto down. Stocks down. Crypto down. Oil up. Crypto down. Oil down. Crypto down. Incredible tech we are all in
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Bro truly cursed $ZCAT
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this was because of $jeff btw
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Different skills. One mission. ALL IN ON $STONK. 📈 The $STONK ecosystem isn’t built by one person… everybody’s putting in work. The builders are cooking. 🔥👷‍♂️ Hope I didn't miss any builder here👀?
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if you think #BOYCOTTPUMPFUN is some bullshit Let’s revisit each time attention shifted away from PumpFun we get some of the biggest runners in the trenches • CASHCAT • AI • STONK • ZCAT • MASK • BONER • PONS • MARSCOIN to name a few Even ZC on Ethereum reached $50M before the team rugged on a random launchpad Meanwhile Kimchi one of PumpFun’s biggest promotional pushes, couldn’t even take his own coin to $50M despite his massive reach and backing and “aura” At some point you have to question the ecosystem you’re participating in PumpFun has built a model that thrives on: • Constant new launches that pnd • Influencers incentivized to promote PF tokens • Liquidity continuously rotating between new pairs • Trading volume regardless of whether anyone actually makes money Think about the incentives PumpFun profits from trading activity, not from your bags appreciating A token going to $100M and establishing a strong holder base isn’t nearly as important to their business model as thousands of traders constantly rotating between new launches spamming volume And the people promoting these launches have financial incentives that aren’t necessarily aligned with yours Yet traders keep following the same accounts into the same launches, expecting different results .. like please wake up Some of the best opportunities we’ve had came when liquidity and attention escaped this absolute hell of an ecosystem Maybe the problem isn’t that the trenches are dead or that nobody wants to buy memecoins anymore it’s because we’re just directing all our liquidity towards an ecosystem that benefits more from extracting it than growing it Prioritise robinhood coins Prioritise stonk coins Prioritise BNB coins Just try to stop feeding this fucking machine defined to drill us otherwise known as @Pumpfun
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Crypto Gucci retweeted
$jeff would never. Boycott launchpads.
Absolutely disgusting numbers
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More people are piling in. We’re consolidating — and if you’ve been around long enough, you already know what happens next. The no-launchpad, direct-to-Raydium meta is live. Jeff’s leading the pack. Be early or cope later. $jeff is jeffing.
🤖 Made with AI
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Crypto Gucci retweeted
Let’s be honest. Launchpads have been a net-negative for us memecoin traders. Sure, they attracted fresh retail, but can we really expect to constantly be creating gambling addicts over and over, rinsing them of their funds chasing new pairs, getting rugged. Who needs a launchpad? Not Jeff. He’s driven by a bunch of inverse-visionaries that see the value in the classic origin of memecoins, no bonding curves, no “fresh narrative”. Just Jeff & hardworking well-organised holders that just get it. Launchpads aren’t gonna save us. Jeff is the answer. Why? Because he’s just Jeff.
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$Jeff is one of a kind.... be like $Jeff
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$jeff is easily the best narrative for this bleeding market rn not a launchpad coin, deployed on raydium and burned liquidity, strong community and its literally just jeff
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We've upgraded the Lumberjack utility and it fuels $CHOP buybacks & liquidity even more!🪓🪵 The Lumberjacks will receive their own wrapping function connected to the chCHOP log, with multipliers on the rarity. Next to the mint revenue (now $18K+) all 5% creator fees go towards $CHOP buybacks & liquidity, making the collection push the $CHOP flywheel even harder. 4 days left: choplogs.app/mintlumberjack
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Crypto Gucci retweeted
notice how no one in SF posts their kids' faces online, tapes over their webcams, doesn't let their kids be online, drive older gas cars, doesn't use wireless headsets makes ya think
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the retarded PumpFun trenches helped a serial rugger print $6.9 million PNL the dev that created Kimchi and Ansem launched a token solana:jM9r9PJFyPaMEbhGZPbDeZJiysn2pfyz5TzdDs5pump > launched 20:53 UTC > bought $207,000 at block 0 (first buy) and locked 99% > token ran to ~$200 million MC almost immediately > early buyers (Dior, Cupsey, Chairman etc) shilled it as a $1 billion runner > 20:58 UTC he dumped the leftover ~$197,000 (prolly more from side wallets) > all KOLs shilling obv exited for profit while retail lost funniest part is his cost is still intact and can claim on Dec 31st can’t keep blaming the PumpFun when trenchers keep giving these scammers free money everyone that bought this deserved to lose their money tbh
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Elizabeth Holmes is doing time for exactly this kind of shit.
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Hang it in the Louvre
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Crypto Gucci retweeted
we gotta be close to the bottom, because watching real ones lose while grifters keep making money is genuinely killing me inside. i might not be the greatest trader, but i've always dreamed of becoming one. i've always wanted to be early to great narratives, catch the runners, and make it without taking shortcuts. never bundled, never tried to vamp someone else's runner, never played dirty. i always wanted to win by actually being good at this game. and honestly, it's painful to watch where we are right now. i'm financially secure, yet mentally struggling. i feel like a loser sometimes. maybe the game has changed. maybe i'm not as good as i thought. maybe i just haven't figured it out yet. but i'll keep focusing on the long run. i'll learn from my mistakes, keep showing up, and wait for my moment. because one good play can change your life. and even at the darkest hour, the sun eventually rises. one thing this market keeps teaching me: it gives, and it takes. maybe the best traders aren't the ones who always know what to buy, but the ones who know when to fuck off. survive long enough to catch the next wave.
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Crypto Gucci retweeted
Even drunk, I wouldn't buy $ANSEM. Bro just rugged all of us for millions and still posts everyday like nothing happened. Don't forget bro stole $600k from $WIF as well. Fuck that guy for real.
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