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Daily Milf

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Joined February 2012
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My son must be allergic to cats. Every time he comes home from his friend's house his eyes are red.
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Megan Fox must be a really emotional actress. My son went through a whole box of tissues while watching Transformers.
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My son's friends are so funny with nicknames. Mines MILF.
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My son used a whole box of tissues last week. He must be really sick.
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My daughter told me she failed her pregnancy test, so I told her to study harder next time.
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My son's friend asked if he could finger me. I told him it's not polite to point at people.
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Pinholes in your condoms? I have no idea who did that!
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@CNN23 Mar 2012
President Obama: "If I had a son, he would look like Trayvon": on.cnn.com/GQZNHm
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That awkward moment when wikipedia copied your homework.
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That awkward moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow
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This is the Official Bro Code page...if you want to know more about how to become a bro, this is the place to be
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You are an official "Bro" when you help out a bro in need, such as providing him with a condom in which he does not have
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