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ex firefighter ex royal engineer. and brown bottle from viz is my super hero !

nottingham
Joined June 2015
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Classic 😂😂
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Whoever made this needs an Award! This is just brilliant 😂#ToryConference #RishiSunak #HS2
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Dear God
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Great night out in Spain !
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🤩 A message from @jgarnerr96 for the travelling Reds ❤️ 🌳🔴 #NFFC
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Joe Pesci serves Gordon Ramsay a rancid Easter egg.
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The Sun costs less than a cup of coffee. So please. Buy a cup of fucking coffee. #DontBuyTheSun
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This is what #coronavirus can be like. It’s not flu.
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We are giving away one 1992 replica shirt to celebrate them now being in the @NFFC club store. Follow, like, retweet to enter. Winner picked at random this weekend. @Forza_Garibaldi #nottingham #backontheshirt #win #retro #nffc – at Nottingham, England
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Why is a white man such a bad role model for firefighters, and a barrier to recruiting women? And if you believe this nonsense then why don’t you fire yourself, given you’re also a white man... ?
An entertaining “interview” if you can call his ranting that by @piersmorgan on Good Morning Britain on why @LincsFireRescue feel that “Fireman Sam” is outdated and doesn’t help us sell our fire safety message. We want or service to reflect our community 🚒👍🏼
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😫 No jackpot winner this afternoon. 👀 BUT, don't worry... 😄 There will be head-to-head winners. 👍 Retweet if you managed to beat Jeff this weekend! #Super6
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Booked the Monkey Dust Stockport super saver special. When I eventually emerged from my torpid state I had a front tooth missing, a signed picture of Gemma Collins lodged in my rectum and a skid mark reaching from gusset to waistband How do you do it for the money Spice World?
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Jordan Pickford today #eng #worldcup 👏🏼
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Feel free to share the inside story...
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To celebrate my victory yesterday at Bay Hill, I’m giving away this signed @APinv flag. Simply RETWEET or FAVOURITE this tweet for a chance to win. The winner will be announced tomorrow! #APInv
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the most normal thing in 2017 so far xitter.gq/kfury/status/892888280…
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She told him it's her treat 😂
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Donald trump forgot his toupee this morning!
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