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The Yandere Malfoy — Operation: Keep Potter Hogwarts — Afternoon Dracaena was walking through the courtyard when she spotted something unpleasant. Harry was talking with Ginny and Hermione. They were laughing together. Dracaena stopped. Dracaena: ...Harry? She stared at them from a distance. Dracaena (thinking): Harry? You're speaking to them? Dracaena (thinking): No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no... Dracaena (thinking): Why them? Why not me? I'm your girlfriend! I'm your Dracaena! She watched Harry smile at Hermione. Dracaena (thinking): Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine... Her smile slowly returned. Dracaena: Hehehe... I have an idea. Hogwarts — Late Night Harry slowly opened his eyes. Harry: Huh...? What? He looked around. He was inside the Room of Requirement. Harry: What happened? I remember walking towards the room and then... He noticed someone standing in the shadows. A familiar blonde figure stepped forward. Harry: MALFOY?! Harry: Have you gone insane?! Release me this instant! Dracaena approached him, holding a small knife. She placed it beside his face, her expression strangely calm. Dracaena: Why do you hate me that much? Harry: What?! Dracaena: Why do you keep talking to them? Harry: Dracaena, what are you talking about? Dracaena: You should have talked to ME first! Every morning! Not them! Harry: That's impossible! They're in my house! How am I supposed to do that?! Dracaena's expression suddenly changed. Dracaena: FIND A WAY, HARRY! She leaned closer. Dracaena: YOU'RE MINE, OKAY?! Harry: Okay! Okay! Just calm down and untie me! Dracaena blinked. Dracaena: ...Okay. She put the knife away and untied him. Harry: Ah! Much better. Harry rubbed his wrists. Harry: Seriously, Dracaena. What is wrong with you? Dracaena suddenly grabbed his face and kissed him. Harry: MMPH?! She finally pulled away, smiling brightly. Dracaena: Remember. You're mine, okay? Harry: Yes, yes! Dracaena: Good! She opened her arms. Dracaena: Now hug me, Potter. Harry: ...Okay. Harry reluctantly wrapped his arms around her. Dracaena: More tightly. Harry: There. Happy? Dracaena: MORE! Harry: Alright, alright! He hugged her more tightly. Dracaena's expression became absolutely delighted. Dracaena (thinking): YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES! Dracaena (thinking): HE'S MINE! MY HARRY! MY POTTER! MY EVERYTHING! She buried her face against his chest. Dracaena: Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine... Harry (thinking): ... Harry (thinking): Oh, my normal life. Harry (thinking): And I got an insane girlfriend. Dracaena: Harry? Harry: Yes? Dracaena: I love you. Harry: ...I love you too. Dracaena: HEHEHEHEHE! She hugged him again. Harry (thinking): Merlin help me.